A sampling from our @ESPN interview with Tom Brady, including his explanation into why there is a “zero” percent chance he’ll retire after this game no matter the outcome.
I'm not a betting man, but I'm betting @danielgioioso will be the @LLAthletics Defensive Player of the Week:
-13 total tackles
- 9 solo tackles
- 6.5 tackles for loss
- 3.5 sacks
- 1 interception
- And most importantly the 👟👟
After scoring 43 goals and dishing out 37 assists, Thayer Academy's Jay O'Brien has been named @amfam ALL-USA Boys Hockey Player of the Year https://t.co/pvEpKrpOBg
29% of the world is land. The other 71% is Doug Pederson’s nutsack. This guy has a Chevrolet dealership in his balls, just calling plays like it’s a Friday night madden game with your buddies after doing a bunch of shitty blow. Insane.