Thomas Gladley

[jamie is the no.1 bryeon enjoyer @rookieleonlvr]

the shit bryan resident evil was doing

[🍉CHOMPER ELECTRIC🍉 @ChomperElectric]

"It's just a word"

[Deadlock Intel @IntelDeadlock]

"Rats, we're rats, we're the rats"

Via/@FroggOne

[SlobberRobber @wredshift]

Nah, shawty trifflin'! She must be from dirty docks!

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the mcdonald’s app just displayed a picture of my penis i never took before and uninstalled itself from my phone

[lilampki 🔜 MCM LDN @_lilampki]

My body ain't a temple, my body is The Oldest House. Everything's constantly shifting and my insides are all wrong 🥲

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

just got attacked with a spear and my wooly mammoth mom abandoned me whgat do i do

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of an ironic twist so it just kills my mom

[Dillon @lLikeEatingPoop]

Don’t give a fuck no more

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Me and my Boys are playing Pretend later if you wanna Pull up

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

I’m off the shrooms my homie bm ugly asl im finna start screaming

[Evil Fawf 🩸🩸🩸 @Fawf_iguess]

my wife smoked when she was pregnant and now our son’s eyes have to flip up from his head like a miata

[Lecha @Minoaraia]

Just got off of work and wanna hit the Jeramy

[Zero @GrandZeroGaming]

It's almost time. :)