thomas william goffe

Im a comedian. This is not what my parents hoped for. #disapointment

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@Tanner091989 @Ibra_official @TheRock @MattRichardson3 @richardingram1 @Chris_Thompson9 @66feet @olyverius @porksmith #dontcareanymore

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@richardingram1 @Tanner091989 at least stealing and wearing a leaner mans clothes doesn't make him look fat. #sausage #halalmeatloaf

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@Tanner091989 already seen it #cheekydownload. Uncle Vito dies in the last scene then it cuts to black

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@richardingram1 @MattRichardson3 @Tanner091989 i think this would be a good time to reopen #atleastimnottanner

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@Tanner091989 @Chris_Thompson9 @richardingram1 #tannerinavest

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@Tanner091989 @Chris_Thompson9 @richardingram1 all in vests tomorrow please #chippygunshow

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

'A boneless banquet for one, please' is out right the most depressing sentence of my week. Just #atleastimnottanner

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None.

It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@RobJonesComedy @edfringe I'm hoping to. I have been writing a set but I'm sooooo poor I'm not sure if I can

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@RobJonesComedy @edfringe you starting stand up again?

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@Tanner091989 @richardingram1 I don't get any of these references #notseenit

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@richardingram1 @Liam_C_Official if you send me a picture of your penis that you totally gay

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@Swannyg66 don't suppose you fancy a knock tomorrow? Short for t20 for @SandfordCC1 #short #batwhereyouwant

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

Anyone got an auto tune machine? I fancy becoming a pop star. #poor

[Graeme Swann @Swannyg66]

Keep bidding for these pieces of 'art'. Jimmy's uncanny likeness of me is flying. I am a truly gorgeous entity. http://t.co/cE0aRNFcHk

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

In 1938 hitler was time magazines man of the year. #factoftheday

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

The Black Plague has been detected in the states or as they prefer to call it the 'African American sniffles' #isthatrascist?

[thomas william goffe @TGoffe]

@Tanner091989 #tannerspelling. #fuckingmoron #tannersmum