Taylor Glancey

Aim for the bushes

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@keepballin https://t.co/Pfgs1GcOn7

[Ethan @EthanHoliday2]

John after beating Peter to the tomb

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

DJ X on Spotify tells you he’s gonna play some new songs you haven’t listened to that he thinks you’re gonna like and then proceeds to play 4 of the worst songs you’ve ever heard in your life

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

Now do Tennessee

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The college football playoff committee after these Indiana and SMU performances.

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@Sam_Blazer

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@keepballin Confirmed: does NOT have that dawg in him

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@MichaelRobnalt I can’t believe what you sent me last night

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@Sam_Blazer And @CoachDomClegg as your Bruce Thornton going 4/17 and 0/7 from three

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@Sam_Blazer Any time you can judge an entire conference based off one game where a team is missing the best player in the country, playing a true freshman third string QB 90% of the game, and held a top 10 team to zero points for 3 quarters you gotta do it

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

Why in the Rudolph song do they list all the reindeer then ask if you recall the most famous reindeer of all? That would be like saying if you’re a football fan surely you know Christian Hackenberg and Taylor Martinez, but do you remember Tom Brady?

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

Salute to all the spider man with jackets out there tonight

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Trick or treating in the Midwest sucked shit growing up because I could never be just spider man I was always spider man with a fucking jacket

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

“This guy has no dawg in him”
- Me watching the car in front of me not turn at a yellow light where I definitely would have gone too

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@Sam_Blazer Pick up one of each for @kentonsfromohio

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@Sam_Blazer

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@Sam_Blazer Didn’t see you take a single swing at the Alu Swing Academy this weekend. Could have been the difference

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

“I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in my vows” - me at my wedding

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

Using this instead of the actual restroom at the airport to prove I’ve got that dog in me

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

@blackoutblondi When I find the perfect bouquet

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

No bigger let down than getting the thrill of deciding to gun it through a yellow light and then having the car in front of you to put on their brakes and settle at the stoplight

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

Standing in front of the gas pump for 15 minutes typing in random phone numbers until I find someone with 50 cents off fuel perks - it’s basic economics

[Taylor Glancey @TGontheREG]

Imagine making a wrong turn before GPS existed, you were just left to fend for yourself like Lewis and Clark