〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬.

𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙩, @DNTFUCKWWENDY. ┆𓆩♡𓆪

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

➷

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,

𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,

𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

lmao! baaaars!

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

note to self: don't poke bears on triple dog dares

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

happen. Not even the weirdest thing I've ever been through.

. . is Satan still in charge?

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

[ Fingers run through her tangled hair, a puff of air escaping as Étin steps closer. Talk about a nice view. Lips pull into a grin, confusion only slightly forgotten. ]

What, did I take a wrong turn at the fiery pits? Left instead of right? [ Snort! ] Fuck, this WOULD

[𝓒𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ @sinssparked]

Ah .ᐣ

[ A flick of her two-ended tail, a step taken closer. Scanning her eyes.]

You seem to not be playing a fool, and yet you are unafraid of Hell’s existence and unaware, all at once.

I believe you are in the wrong afterlife, my dear.

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

I MAKE A LOT OF NOISE CAUSE THE GIRLS THEY ARE SO PRETTYYY

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

CAUSE I SADDLE UP MY HOOORSE AND I RIDE INTO THE CITAYY

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

? ! ?

[ Under breath, ] ( fuuuuck, when did Hell get BABES ? ? What is Satan doing ? ? )

Riiight. Right, right, right. So, 'nother question: what does 'your territory' mean. And when did Hell get rings.

[𝓒𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ @sinssparked]

That would be the Pride ring — my territory, to be specific.

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

what version of hell is this

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

where the FUCK am i

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

bars

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈 𝐁𝐄 ❗ @Pxwer2ThePexple]

Destroying the only world people have known for hundreds of years is not an easy task .

But it is necessary .

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

i be growing that shit for free

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS unveils new underwear collection inspired by faux hair:

“The Ultimate Bush”

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

@Pxwer2ThePexple

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

// princess kenny muse go there

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

guess who's twenty bucks richer and has a broken leg

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

cartman bet me twenty bucks i couldn't do a sick kickflip off of the roof

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

// people following this account always amuses me. hello. welcome to my silly little world.

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

// i keep him in my pocket like a service animal

[ᴄʜɪʟᴅ\ᴘʀᴏᴅɪɢʏ @CognitivelySane]

/ Holy shit it's fucking jerma

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

// points. go there

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

// HOME. MARJ SOON.

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

// be kind world ... here she comes ... /silly

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

@douchbaggry // tch .. what r u even gonna do with her ..

[〃✦ ┆ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬. @TH0SEBASTARDS]

// be kind world ... here she comes ... /silly