Matt

knowledge speaks, wisdom listens

[Matt @TH3_mattjackson]

If Dallas wins I win the work football pool ($300); so do I just put 300 on the chargers at +200 to hedge a loss and screw everyone at work if Dallas ends up winning?

[Bill @BuyHimOutBoys]

Daniel Jones dreaming about Micah Parsons and the Cowboys defense tonight
https://t.co/UjEX5NLa21

[cruella morgan @cruellamorgan]

fell asleep and forgot to die god damn

[Charlie Muncaster @CMuncasterMusic]

That new @KoeWetzel some 4 am drive reflecting on life shit

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery.

[Matt @TH3_mattjackson]

… but everybody likes to get paid 😈

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Monday: MNF
Tuesday: turn into an NPC
Wednesday: more NPC activity
Thursday: TNF
Friday: alcohol
Saturday: College Football/alcohol
Sunday: RedZone/SNF

my schedule these next 4 months to whom it may concern

[Shannon🌵 @shannnnnnxx]

just out here fighting my demons one leg day at a time

[Shannon🌵 @shannnnnnxx]

why is the concept of being a decent human being such a hard thing for people to fucking grasp

[Fabian Ardaya @FabianArdaya]

Can’t get over the Nationals having:

Bryce Harper
Anthony Rendon
Max Scherzer
Trea Turner
Juan Soto

All gone in a matter of a few years.

[David Betancourt @adcfanboy]

Juan Soto leaves and I likely never step foot in Nationals Park again. Generational once in a lifetime talent that has already proven he can win you a championship when he’s not the only guy. The Dominican Babe Ruth. Makes Atlanta Baseball Team pitchers emotional. Sign him.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This commercial has an M. Night Shyamalan level twist https://t.co/JXVI4L7oqs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Matt @TH3_mattjackson]

@TerryThierry 🧢 you have severe money management issues if you can’t live comfortably on that salary.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

I need more friends who are die hard baseball fans because all my friends are lame as fuck and don’t want to do opening day

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER

#WrestleMania #WrestleMania38

[Matt @TH3_mattjackson]

Easy money

[Matt @TH3_mattjackson]

Secured the Koe Wetzel pit tickets 💪🏼

[Taylor @taybalfour]

SUPERCROSS IS BACK BABY