Toad

THE guy Toad. Don’t tell me to mind my business, teach your shorty to be loyal instead 😜😈🍄 #wherethebitchesat? #donttelltoadette #iMADEmario

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

I have been carrying this franchise on my shoulders and this is how they treat me.

If you played any of that wanna be plumbers games ask yourself this:

Would he have made it anywhere significant without The Amazing Toad? 🍄

Answer: No.

#maincharacter #hardcarry

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

Dr Connors from TASM movie is an L character. Bro really tried pulling the “Let’s heal the world” tactic and FORCEFULLY attempted to turn everyone into a crusty ass Lizard 🦎. SHUT HIM DOWN!
#friendlyneighbourhood #dropandgimme50
#wedonttrustyou
#andrewgarfield

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 @CUZLIF3 He is

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

Let’s heal the world 🌍

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 Payed critic

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

Currently approaching the climax of my game, CAPTAIN TOAD: TREASURE TRACKER 🍄🔦🗺️. Took some time since the matrix DOESNT LOVE 💔. Safe to say it IS the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME 🐐
#readandseeth #GOAT #lemmeaskyouthis

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Why are you gay?

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 @SquareEnix @finalfantasyvii Find better ways to love yourself. Don’t conform. #DONTConformToNorm #selfcare

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 @PlayStation 😂

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 You were struggling duuuude

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@JustinTrudeau @DeborahLyonsSE Combat affordable housing

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

Faking a PR and getting prosthetic abs will NOT get her to love bro. Cringe. 🤡🍫💉

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@PAYDAYGame What about quality of life basics, like host pulling party out of game and unready after ready up?

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@PAYDAYGame 🤡🤡🤡

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 @CUZLIF3 No one’s begging, Blue spiderman 🔵🕷️
#Shemistdefinitlyloves #petercansayNword

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@JustinTrudeau Grand papa Pierre would be disappointed at both of you for the state of the ducking country.
#bringharperback #granddukes #nolove
#resign

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 And STAY off!!!

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@MrClean995 Yeah, MINE!!!

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

Expansion pack cuming soon 👶🍼

[Toad @THATGuyToad]

@JustinTrudeau 🧢🧢🧢