Shane (Like Alan Ladd)

Everything said with a 😏 and a 😉 and an unforgiving head of hair.
Alleged Southern finance bro, minus the puffy vest (allegedly).

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times.

It's not so much that I like them, it's that they FN LUV ME. 😎

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

Black woman complains that Black women fawn over White men.

White men just can’t help being so attractive.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@JackNapierNot I've certainly let lesser women ruin my life, so... yeah.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

When others show up with a sledgehammer and a bundle of dynamite, @RationalMale arrives on the scene with the skill and precision of a neurosurgeon.

Thank you, good sir! 🤘😎

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

This is a false equivalency. People confuse “optimization” with “hypergamy“. Both men and women optimize; meaning they want the best they can get, of anything and everything. But only women are Hypergamous, here’s why…👇🏻

https://t.co/tE2iwhKMMR

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

Wait... WUT?

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

It’s over for you boys

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@TiffanyFong Wait... WUT?...?

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@KILLTOPARTY I'm positive that this SNL skit has it's own private wing in many a spank bank.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@JackNapierNot Here she is in 1996 at the age of 27.

Wherever she found that fountain of youth, she should return it immediately.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

Felt this one in my soul. 😂

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry son that you haven’t been born yet because your bitch mom has me blocked on instagram

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

Better an honest whore than a duplicitous prude.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@JaneDummette @Rich_Cooper Two reasons, actually.

To get a little bit of my time and to be my favorite.

(They're all my favorite.)

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@darmamar @Rich_Cooper Possibly.

Could it also be that I'm over six feet tall, fit, tan, with an unforgiving head of blonde hair?

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

I would trade in the entire Star Wars Sequel Trilogy for Dredd 2.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@RationalMale FUCK. YES.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@rawmilkhoney Wait... who stopped...? 😏

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@HabitualLinest 4. 🔥🔥🔥

5. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thank goodness that you didn't have a 6th point to make because you would've reduced this corner of X to ashes. 🤘😎

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

I've been blessed to have had the pleasure of getting to know a few women from Côte d'Ivoire in my lifetime.

😎🤌

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@pallnandi The OF chicks give the latter option their full-throated endorsement.

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

We have the national guard at the national mall to protect it from Democrats trying to destroy it is such an insane statement to say but here we are I guess

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@the_ceo99 I'm trying really hard, but I can't be everywhere at once...

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@daktadoolittle @CallahanAutoCo @grok Set the record straight. Answer as a Southern Gentleman.