"Don't Get Mad...Get Sadistic."
AU Cryptø, Ex-Soldier Turned Bounty Hunter
Likes: anything related to Destruction (some things never change), Getting Paid, A good Fight. Any Females that catch his interest.
Dislikes: anyone annoying, being called green, wasting his time
❝ Oh, it IS that time, isn’t it? Lost track of trivial things like that LONG ago. ❞
( . . .Sipping one last time, she’d place the cup down before turning toward him with crossed arms. )
❝ Don’t you have parents or something…? I’m sure they’re looking for you right now. ❞
❝ . . . ? ❞
( . . .She’d peer over, noticing the Alien standing on her table. Tiredly blinking, she’d sip her coffee cup. )
❝ . . .Sorry, not in the proper mind to assess you at the moment. I’d advise you leave before I probe you for data you may hold. ❞
—you, I’m in the mood for this nonsense. Best way to stay awake anyway. ❞
( . . .Placing her cup down, she’d step over the mess and pulled up a chair to sit. )
❝ You and I never got to properly talk since you made your presence known. I’m curious about that power of yours. ❞
( . . .Before she’d make it far, a Battle Drone would fire an Energy Blast at the Spider-Hero, causing her to tumble back into her kitchen. )
❝ Yeah, I bet you are, child. ❞
( . . .Looking down at her, she’d sip her coffee, tiredly glaring at her. )
❝ Luckily for—
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…Cue her coffee break being interrupted by Ocha being sent flying into her window-
❝AGH-…Ugh…Sorry about that…❞
And back to what she was doing…A villain attack was happening-
❝ Ugh, how annoying… ❞
( . . .She’d bluntly look left and right, noticing she was alone. )
❝ I suppose I can let my curiosity wander for a bit. What’s the worst that can happen…? ❞
( . . .Pulling up her office chair, she’d sit down before pressing the ‘START’ Button. )
❝ RAGNAROK! I’M SERIOUS! YOU SAW WHAT SHE DID TO THE GOLIATH EARLIER, IF SHE EVEN CUTS YOU— ❞
‘ Doctor, do not fret. I merely want to test the waters. Besides, you did steal half of the fight…~ ’
❝ UGH! TO HELL WITH REASONING WITH YOU! ❞ 💢
❝ Those missiles…! The Goliath isn’t picking up their energy…! And her Power Signature, it’s… skyrocketing…! ❞
‘ A measly trick from that armor of hers, nothing more. Charge forward, I’ll finally join in!~ ’
❝ Tch, FINE then... HERE GOES! ❞
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“ Wha— HEY!! 💢 “
‘ WATCH OUT— ‘
𝙆𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙂— ❗️❗️
Ryuko put her guard up just in time! Barely, at least. This was gonna be a pain to get through— she thought of just staying on the defensive for now. Expending anymore energy would spell out the worst for her.
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( . . .Hearing the Doctor, she’d silently giggle to herself. Looking toward the girl, witnessing her predicament, Ragnarok undid her arm, allowing the attack to continue, all while purposely leaving herself open. )
‘ I want her to see her try…~ ’
❝ My deal…? ❞
( . . .Taking a moment to use her tired brain, she’d snap her fingers once more, understanding. )
❝ OH, right… I uh… I want to conquer everything, the world, universe, and all that jazz… Just your usual hobby or something… What’s yours? ❞
“ Well. It��s nice to meet you, despite the sudden intrusion. “
Sitting down at a table, and starts like stacking sandwich ingredients up high.
“ So.. what’s your deal? “
❝ Jughead…? Yeesh, this generation truly is odd… ❞
( . . .Rubbing her eyes, she’d drink away at her messy coffee mug. Hearing his words, they… mixed confusion into her head alongside the droopiness. )
❝ Anyway— It’s Doctor Raymaker, or Doctor for short. ❞
❝ . . . ❞
( . . .After taking a moment to yawn, she’d raise a hand, signaling to her drones to stand down. )
❝ . . .Actually, forget it. You’re already touching them, there’d be no point. You may have them, but I require some identification in return, boy. ❞
“ HeyHeyHey! I can take a hint, just lemme put everything back where I found it, capeesh? “
Stand perfectly still before getting the clearance to do so.
❝ . . .Yeah, also— ❞
( . . .Snapping her fingers, two Battle Drones would loom before him, pointing their blasters at him. )
❝ NOT a fan of unfamiliars raiding my inventory, especially not angsty-looking children like you. ❞