𝐁𝐄𝐍

𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍! 【 2/8 BRIDGERTO𝖭 】 —&& 𝘏𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘖𝘙.𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗖 𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗧 —— 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

𝗂 𝖺𝗆 𝖻𝗂 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗈 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Not at all.

(He knows Greg is possibly not even listening at him)

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

WE’RE GONNA GO TO A BALL! (He’s being loudly obnoxious.)

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Good lord, shut up.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Hell yeah.

(He didn't say any of that, but we ball)

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

YEEEEEEEEESSS!

(Immediately bounding off in search for @DegenerateMuse, his voice bouncing off the walls.) COLIN, BENEDICT SAYS WE’RE HEADING OUT FOR DRINKS TONIGHT!

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

You know what? It's Colin's birthday after all, go ask him if you are invited.

(Whispers)

He will feel bad if you ask.

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

Aw, come on! How much trouble are we going to get into after a few round of drinks when 𝘐'𝘮 there?

Mum would definitely trust you guys to be that way around me.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Look, kid, I'd take you with us, but… I've been arrested a couple of times now (not a couple), always for like… fun little shenanigans, you know? (no)

But this time? Mum would have my head if I did.

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

Nothing, really.

But you know… it’s Colin’s birthday… and don’t you think I’m old enough to go out drinking with you guys yet? Come ooooon.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

@gergbridgerton Ugh, Greg...

Yeah, I think it looks good (but now he's pissed off, which is… nothing new, really)

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Hello, you weasel. How you doing? Besides being busy causing some chaos.

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

(Bites down on the whole thing without having to take it from his brother.

Grinning with a mouthful of biscuit.) H’llo, Ben.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

I don't even know what he was doing, if I'm honest. Just wanted to contradict you, really.

[𝓑𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍, 𝗥𝗡. @OFL0YALTIES]

I just told him to behave, I did not scold him. not as much as I could've anyway.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Splendid.

(Gives him a biscuit)

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

I knew it.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Leave the lad alone. He's done nothing wrong.

[𝓑𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍, 𝗥𝗡. @OFL0YALTIES]

gregory, behave.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Greg, don't leave Colin alone. He deserves it.

[𝑫𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒏𝒆. @defiantgrace]

Gregory, leave Colin and Penelope alone.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

I need one of my sisters. I don't mind which one.

Actually, maybe not Cinth. No offence.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

(unsalted...? Damn, he did the groceries without paying real attention again. Or maybe it was Sophie. Or Archie.)

Lovely. Did you feed Cheesecake at all? Don't wanna feed him twice.

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

(Slides him a plate of stacked, unsalted bread slices as he takes a large bite out of the one in his hand.)

Raided your cabinets.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Yeah, whatever. Move, I want coffee.

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

Watching Bad Bunny.

mi gente latino (is white as hell)

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

What are you doing in my house-

[𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆. @gergbridgerton]

/ more gregcore

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

I did like an insomniac. So better than nothing. Coffee?

[𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧 @DegenerateMuse]

I slept like the dead.

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Womb Nemesis. Slept well?

[𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧 @DegenerateMuse]

Good morning sleeping beauty!

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

Ben. Ben Bridgerton.

Now we all remembered our not-so-honourable names, is anything up?

[𝐁𝐄𝐍 @THEARTISTBL00D]

"Morning."