Andrew Wells

Video editor. Pats fan. Nap enthusiast.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

Thinking of legally changing my last name to "feat. Pitbull".

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

The craziest thing about Taylor Swift’s wedding is that the current president of the United States is openly using insider and classified info to make billions off stocks and crypto, and nobody is doing anything about it.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

Stock Trades by US President 🧐

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

@edokeefe At his age, CPR would destroy him, if the cardiac arrest didn’t first.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Look at this.

The day before Trump paused tariffs, triggering a historic 10% market rally, his accounts purchased 327 stocks worth up to $12.8 million.

The trades were disclosed more than a year late, resulting in a $200 penalty.

Unusual.

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

The number of financial side deals the Trump family is running is so shocking it can sometimes be hard to track.

According to @Reuters, their crypto ventures alone have delivered $2.3 billion to Trump & co. while creating a similar-sized loss for investors.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

Everything he does is a grift.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP DISCLOSES MORE THAN $1.2 BILLION IN CRYPTO EARNINGS

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

They hate you.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

PabloReports: How do House Republicans make the case that you're fighting for affordability when you go back to your districts?

Nehls: Affordability? What are you talking about? I'm gonna go there tomorrow. I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes.

Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford lobster tails and rib eyes and all of that?

Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do.

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: U.S. Debt

U.S. Debt now exceeds 100% of GDP for the first time since World War 2 🤯👀

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

@atrupar Took a shit on the floor and kinda mopped it up. My house has never been cleaner!

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

@LetsGoooHokies @mattvanswol How tf do you think everybody got here back then?

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

The veil is finally coming off. Dude has never given a shit about any of the issues his voters say they voted for.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: What are your plans for the housing affordability bill?

Trump: I don't know. It's so unimportant

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

@uncledoomer Problem is the land costs as much as the house itself.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

Might as well rename the defense department to the Weekend Warriors.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

There’s only 1 reason why you wouldn’t comply with this.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

Might as well rename the defense department to the Weekend Warriors.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Pentagon reportedly delayed announcing the U.S. strikes on Iran until after the stock market closed at 4 p.m. ET on Friday, with the timing intended to minimize the immediate impact on financial markets, according to NBC News.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

@PolymarketSport While I do think our war with them is dumb as shit, gtfo here with telling us what we can’t do while visiting our country.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

Every headline lately reads like:

In 6-3 ruling, Supreme Court sides with EvilFucks Inc, paving the way for all companies to kick you in dick with no penalty.

and

Congress finally checks President’s power, then abruptly says “lol nvm”.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

They are so afraid of you realizing there are politicians who can and actually want to make your life better and not just collect checks from lobbyists and corporations.

[Andrew Wells @THEAndrewWells]

Trump making an infinitely bigger deal about algae than the Epstein files.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump just killed a bipartisan affordable housing bill that passed the Senate 85–5 /the House 358–32 while people are drowning in rent, mortgages, inflation, & high gas and energy bills.
But sure, tell us all how this billionaire “populist” dickhead is fighting for working people.
MAGA got conned.