Crazy Kowboy

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WARNING: I am a White, Christian, unvaxxed, well armed, MAGA Patriot who is unfiltered.
My Prounouns are Freedom/MAGA
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[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

My Boyfriend asked why I was smiling at 4 AM.

Showed her the terminal.

"What are all those green numbers?"

$1,129. Made while she slept.

"Doing what?"

Nothing. Claude scanned 14,000 wallets, found 47 that never lose, built a bot that copies them.

She watched for 10 seconds:

+$3.87 captured
+$6.42 captured
+$12.71 captured

"It just keeps going?"

Every few seconds. New line. New money.

"How much did you start with?"

$300. Now $1,429. Eleven hours. Asleep.

"What does it do?"

Buys at $0.48. Sells at $0.52. Pockets $0.04. Who wins doesn't matter.

"That's legal?"

Citadel does this on NYSE daily. 400 engineers. I have one screen.

She looked at the P&L curve. Never dips. Just climbs.

"Can you make me one?"

Setting hers up now.

She still doesn't get how it works.

The bot doesn't care.

You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day.

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'Claude'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

[Crazy Kowboy @THECrazyKowboy]

@marryevan999 Claude

[hunter @hxxntrr]

You can buy an entire ATM empire for $22,000 on a credit card and cash flow $6,000-$8,000/month while the bank charges you $0 in interest

An ATM costs $2,000-$2,800. It sits in a bar or laundromat and collects $2.50-$3.50 every time someone pulls out cash. That fee goes to the ATM owner. Not Visa. Not the bank. You

A well placed machine in a dive bar, nightclub, smoke shop, or laundromat processes 150-400 transactions per month. At $3.00 per transaction that's $450-$1,200/month. Per machine

Here's the full play

Step 1: Stack $25K-$50K in 0% business credit cards. Bureau sequencing. Chase, Amex, US Bank. One morning

Step 2: Buy 10 ATMs. Genmega or Hyosung machines run $2,000-$2,800 each. Buy in bulk and negotiate. $22,000 for 10

Step 3: Secure locations. This is the actual skill. Walk into every cash heavy business in your city. Bars, clubs, laundromats, convenience stores, barbershops, strip clubs, event venues. Offer the owner $100-$200/month placement fee or 30-50 cents per transaction. Cash heavy businesses WANT an ATM because customers who withdraw cash on site spend more in the store. You're solving their problem and getting paid for it

Step 4: Set up processing through an ATM processor like PAI or Prineta. They handle the backend banking. You load cash into the machines. Surcharge revenue gets deposited into your bank account weekly

The math on 10 machines:

Conservative (average locations):
200 transactions x $3.00 x 10 machines = $6,000/month gross
Location fees: -$1,500
Processing: -$300
Maintenance: -$200
Net: $4,000/month

Aggressive (bars and clubs):
350 transactions x $3.25 x 10 machines = $11,375/month gross
Location fees + processing + maintenance: -$2,500
Net: $8,875/month

The $22K in cards pays for itself in 3-6 months. You still have 9-12 months of 0% runway left. That's 9-12 months of pure profit before interest even exists

"don't you need cash in the machines"

Yes but you're not SPENDING that cash. You load $1,000 into each machine. When someone withdraws $200, your processor reimburses that $200 to your bank account the next business day PLUS the surcharge fee. The cash just circulates. You're never out the money. You just need working capital for the float

The real moat is location contracts. Once you have a 3 year exclusive placement agreement with a bar, nobody else can put an ATM there. The locations are the asset. Not the machines. Smart operators lock down 30-50 locations in their city and build a mini monopoly on surcharge revenue

A guy in my network started with 6 ATMs in dive bars on $14K in 0% credit. Within 14 months he had 34 machines. Revenue: $38K/month. Hired one person to load cash twice a week for $4K/month. Net profit: $28K/month. Has not touched his savings account once. Every dollar of growth came from recycled surcharge revenue and 0% card cycling

Is it glamorous? No. You're loading cash into machines at dive bars at 11am on a Tuesday. But it's real cash flow from real transactions and the entire startup cost was a credit card application lol

This is the part people don't get about business credit cards. They think credit cards are for buying supplies or paying for software. A 0% business card is $20K-$40K in free capital for 15 months. What you build with that capital is up to you. This guy built an ATM route. Other people buy inventory, rental cars, vending machines, equipment

The business itself is simple. The locations are learnable. The machines are plug and play. The only thing you actually need is the startup capital and the credit to access it

We handle both. Credit repair in 30-90 days if the score needs work. Then $50K-$250K in 0% business credit stacked in one morning through bureau sequencing. You pick the business. We get you funded (link in bio)

[hunter @hxxntrr]

"build your credit slowly over time. be patient"

no mf. that's what banks want you to believe so they can charge you 24% interest for 5 years while your score crawls up

i took someone from 510 to 740 in 90 days. here's exactly what we did. steal this

week 1: pulled all 3 reports from annualcreditreport found 6 negative items. 2 collections, 1 charge-off, 2 late payments, 1 incorrect balance

week 1-2: sent dispute letters to all 3 bureaus. not the generic online dispute. actual letters sent certified mail. the language matters:

for collections: "i do not recognize this account. please provide complete documentation including the original signed agreement, complete payment history, and proof this debt has not been re-aged per FCRA Section 611"

for late payments: "i dispute the accuracy of the late payment reported on [date]. my records indicate this payment was made on time. please verify with the original creditor and provide documentation"

for incorrect balances: "the balance reported on this account is inaccurate. please verify the current balance directly with the creditor per FCRA Section 623"

bureaus have 30 days to verify or they must remove it. the original creditors often don't respond in time because it's not worth their effort for one account. 4 of 6 items were deleted in the first round

week 3-4: added authorized user tradelines. his mom had a Chase card open since 2009 with $0 balance and 100% payment history. she added him as an authorized user. that 15-year-old perfect account appeared on his report within 2 weeks. average age of accounts went from 1.2 years to 6.8 years. score jumped 45 points from this alone

week 4-5: opened a secured card ($200 deposit with Discover). used it for one $6 spotify subscription. set autopay. this builds a positive revolving tradeline from day one

week 5-8: second round of disputes for the 2 items that survived round one. different angle: "please provide method of verification per FCRA Section 611(a)(7)." this forces the bureau to tell you HOW they verified it. most of the time their "verification" was just asking the collector "is this yours?" and the collector said yes. that's not verification. dispute that

both remaining items deleted by day 60

week 8-12: let the tradeline age. utilization at 3% on the secured card. authorized user tradeline reporting clean. all negatives gone

day 90: 740

he went from denied for a basic credit card to approved for Chase Sapphire Preferred with a $12,000 limit

"but won't the creditor just re-report?"

if it was deleted because the bureau couldn't verify it, putting it back on without new information is a violation of FCRA Section 611(a)(5). they can face $1,000 per violation plus attorney's fees. most don't risk it

the "be patient" advice is bank propaganda. patience is profitable for them, not for you

(this is what we do. link in bio)

[Crazy Kowboy @THECrazyKowboy]

@RepJasmine Not for long. January comes quick for those eyelashes.

[Crazy Kowboy @THECrazyKowboy]

@RepJasmine SON: FORMER Eyelash Hood rat Congressman!!! You lost bitch. Now shut the fuck up!

[Mr. Pool @MrPool_QQ]

🔻 47 SECONDS. THAT’S ALL IT TOOK TO END HOLLYWOOD.

At 3:41 AM EST, a 47-second clip from the Epstein blackmail tapes surfaced on an encrypted channel.

Within 90 minutes it was viewed 2.3 million times before every major platform scrubbed it.

Twitter. Gone. YouTube. Gone. Reddit. Gone. TikTok. Gone.

But the internet never forgets.

⚡ WHAT THE CLIP SHOWS

A private room. A hidden camera behind a mirror. Date stamp: July 14, 2013.

Two men. One is Jeffrey Epstein. The other is a three-time Academy Award winner whose face has been on every screen in America for 30 years.

They are not alone.

The victim is visibly underage. The footage is 47 seconds that no lawyer, no publicist, and no amount of money can explain away.

We will not describe what happens. You already know.

🔻 THE PANIC — IN REAL TIME

Within 3 hours of the leak:

— A-list actor (3 Oscars) — deleted Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. All three. At 4:17 AM. His publicist said: “He is taking a break for personal wellness.” At 4 AM. On a Saturday.

— A legendary music producer — private jet departed Burbank at 5:02 AM. Destination: Fiji. No return ticket.

— A female talk show host who interviewed Epstein’s victims on national TV — called in sick for Monday’s taping. Her staff was told: “Do not contact her.”

— Two Disney executives — placed on “administrative leave” effective immediately. No explanation. Just gone.

They’re not taking breaks. They’re running.

⚡ THE 3,412 HOURS

This 47-second clip is from ONE tape. One camera. One night.

There are 3,412 hours of footage. 67 cameras. Properties in New York, New Mexico, Paris, and the island.

The DOJ has all three backup copies. The grand jury convenes March 7.

Every frame. Every face. Every crime.

🔻 WHY THEY KILLED HIM

Epstein didn’t kill himself. Everyone knows that. But now you know WHY.

A living Epstein could trade names for freedom. A dead Epstein was supposed to bury the tapes forever.

Cameras “malfunctioned.” Guards “fell asleep.” The most high-profile prisoner in America — dead — and nobody saw anything.

They thought destroying the man would destroy the evidence.

They were wrong.

Trump got the tapes. Bondi has the files. The grand jury has a date.

And Hollywood — the machine that lectured YOU about morality for 50 years — is about to answer for what it did in the dark.

⚡ THE LIST IS LONGER THAN YOU THINK

The footage doesn’t just show actors. It shows:

— Studio heads who greenlit $200M movies for people on the tapes
— Agents who sent young talent to “private parties”
— Directors whose casting couches were funded by Epstein
— Award show producers who seated predators next to victims on live TV

This isn’t a scandal. This is an industry built on silence.

And the silence just ended.

⟁ They can delete the clip. They can’t delete the truth. Share this before they try.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🇺🇸 EPIC SCENES UNFOLDING IN LA!

Massive pro-USA, pro-Iran freedom, pro-Israel crowd has taken over the streets near Wilshire Boulevard, blasting President Trump’s iconic YMCA entrance song and turning the whole block into a celebration dance party!

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - Iranians in Canada showed up to the American Consulate in Toronto to lay flowers for the three fallen U.S. troops lost in Operation Epic Fury.

They are more American than most Democrats.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

I guess she finally figured out that CLIMATE CHANGE is a HOAX!

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

🚨Update: US Marines have orders to kill any terrorist that attacks the embassy! The Embassy is US territory and it will be defended!! 🇺🇸

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

This is what liberation looks like.

[Crazy Kowboy @THECrazyKowboy]

@backdoorstizz @ScottPresler @khamenei_ir Quiet, your account was created in Turkey and you fuck goats.

[Crazy Kowboy @THECrazyKowboy]

@accordingtowoz What happened to you? I used to follow you but lately you've sounded like a stupid liberal loon. Sorry, but an UnFollow is now in order.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

He's never coming back from this.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Who had the better halftime show -- Bad Bunny or Kid Rock?

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

🚨 BOOM: Senator John Fetterman (D-PA): “Now me, as a Democrat, I do not believe that it’s unreasonable to show ID just to vote.”

“And I remind everybody that less than a year ago in Wisconsin, you know, they added that to the constitution by a 63%, you know, passing to put that in the constitution, that you have to show ID to vote.”

“So it’s not a radical idea for regular Americans to show your ID to vote… Those things are not Jim crow or anything. Of course, that’s part of an awful, awful legacy of our nation for so long ago.”

[Reverend Jordan Wells @WellsJorda89710]

🚨 BREAKING: Epstein survivor Ally Carter (YES, she's NAMED in the files) just shut it down: "Trump didn't do shit."

She was NEVER tortured, abused, or victimized by him.

Listen to the ACTUAL VICTIM—not the TDS haters pushing fake narratives.

Real survivors are speaking. The truth is out. 🔥🇺🇸

#EpsteinFiles #AllyCarter #TrumpInnocent #BelieveSurvivors