Dan Heerdt

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@JulieBanderas 🤚

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@WatchMarquee hey @JimDeshaies, why do batters (like all of them) look back at the pitcher when they strike out?

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@GeraldoRivera Keep my state's name out of you effing mouth!

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@ScottAdamsSays I feel like some of the language in this could be actionable...

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@Stacey21King that wouldn't happen to Bennie the Bull!

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@Stacey21King we are coming up from Dayton. Are they still selling your burger in United Center?

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@Stacey21King did he get the memo?

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@JimDeshaies I always ask if "we" will be splitting the check..

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@ChicagoBears This year? Bye week!

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@KatTimpf MOOOO!

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@JulieBanderas thank you, thank, thank you for pronouncing Kyiv correctly. It has been driving me nuts this whole time that faces on the news continually say keev. It is just lazy.

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@clancyburke Send him packing! #Clancinator!

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@clancyburke #Clancinator!

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@clancyburke Results lady?

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@Stacey21King I travelled 3 hrs to Cleveland to see the @chicagobulls. Was gonna sneak down from the top lvl to meet Stacey, and you gotta be sick. I Thought you got the Caucasian vax!

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@Stacey21King are you protocolled too!?!?

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@Stacey21King who leaves if Ben Simmons comes to the Bulls?

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@clancyburke You will only ever get Clancinator from me! #Clancinator

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@Cubs Nick Martini was also the bartender in "It's a Wonderful Life"

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@Mike_Haracz What if that went in a smoker for a few minutes also...