John Emslie

Home of the brand new show 50% Liability at Edfringe. TheEmslieEffect where things never quite go to plan

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

New bigger venue for my show Coach parties & bikers welcome. C+1 4pm #edfringe #cvenues #liability

[Kate Robbins @KateRobbins]

Designer of ‘Red Roses’
Bed Linen .... you had one job:)

(@boredpanda )

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

Cat #save https://t.co/SHTT5WSdZf

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

May Day & tradition dictates I wash my face with the morning dew. I realise now that might have been the spot where the cat pees

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

Brave words?

[Ikechukwu @kurrichana]

DIAGNOSIS:
50% Liability - @THEEMSLIEEFFECT
@Cvenues
https://t.co/bRkQ1e3XEo
by @FranDGarcia1
#DEATH #SADNESS #LUCK

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

I'll have gone off long before this yogurt does. I'd be 100 years old when it expires!!

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

I'm currently hurtling through the air in a metal tube, filled with other people's farts

[Cornelius @ComedianConn]

Mother; I told you seven bananas and that's it..

Daughter; But mom I'm pregnant!

Mother; I don't care. Repeal the eight.
#repealthe8th

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

The #liability word tour begins.

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

You can't take your coffee they said The plane is ready to take off they said All but last three rows they said

[Edinburgh Festival Fringe @edfringe]

Sooooo...
Just 339 days to go until #edfringe 2017!
#edfringecountdown

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

The #liability has gone. @campingninja Thank you all so so much for some of the best three weeks ever

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

So 5 food places in a row have said closed. What I've learnt -using the word semantics confuses door staff. Macdonalds it is -yuk #edringe

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

Can I say fuck on Twitter? I'm fucked. What an experience @Edfringe @Cvenues wrap party done. Food, bed, done xxx

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

Ending the #edringe & festival with a bang.fireworks soon, followed by wrap party and champagne. What could possibly go wrong? #liability

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

To quash the rumours, 50% Liability is not doing one last show tonight. Please stop queuing #edfringe #liability

[Edinburgh Festival Fringe @edfringe]

#edfringe 2016 =
50,266 performances
3,269 shows
294 venues
2.475 million tickets issued

https://t.co/edaqozqfrb

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

Blow up doll, one careful owner! An elastic band and my helmet that's been spilt in two quite a few times #edfringe https://t.co/Mb60LwIpaI

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Today is the last day of the #FringeCentral Swap Shop #edfringe https://t.co/BTLLR0Ro78 https://t.co/Ea2ukhmnWE

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

Final fringe poster posing selfie #edfringe #liability

[John Emslie @THEEMSLIEEFFECT]

Final show today at 4 last chance to C @edfringe #liability #edfringe Tiring but worthwhile experience. Thanks all who came/enjoyed/reviewed