Ima Roused

Dont call me late for dinner. Hey wheres the fire? Isnt it ironic? Dont you think?

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Is that a banana in your pocket or a cucumber? Nice dick!

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Secret Asian Man.

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"Im so thorny right now" - turned on rose bush. Laugh out loud

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Every see a girl and think she's a guy? Lol

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How many of you like sandwiches?

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"Otay Buckwheat!" Ahahhahahahahahaha

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Is that your throbbing twat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Celebrities are just like us. They have people put their pants on one leg at a time.

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Dial up? More like dial down, right?

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Girls are weird

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Jesus you ask a lot of questions, let me in. #Hilarious

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Anyone out there married?

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Alllllright then

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@BarackObama can you hook me up with free swag? #please

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Is your fridge running Prince Albert?

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It's 2:30 time to dentist

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Achoo! You give me the flu baby. You make me sick.

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Is that a banana in your pocket or what?

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I always laugh when I see a police officer on duty

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I have to pee like I'm at a horse race