THE Habibee

Follow social distancing. Bleez don't be stewpid.

[THE Habibee @THEHabibee]

Hope everyone said Bismillah when September started.

Bleez!

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I know it's hard to let go...

But Habibee, I need to get to work and you are blocking the fast lane.

#Dubai

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Hey @Wikipedia, #HappyTeachersDay.

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@ashshanuferns Jinxed it.

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The only real way of having enjoying your #karakchai is to slurp it like no is watching.

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*Turns off video*

*Smokes Sheesha*

*Turns on video*

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

*Unmutes mic*

“Nothing from me.”

*Mutes mic*

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Wear your masks & maintaining social distancing.

Also, Friday burps are quite lethal.

#justsaying

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@Ghteai DEBRESSION?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE BED TO SLEEB?
YOU HAVE FOOD TO EAT?
YOU HAVE HOUSE FOR SAFETY?
YOU HAVE MONEY TO SPEND?
YOU HAVE MAMA AND BABA WHO LOVE YOU?

HAYWAAN!

THIS ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR PHONE. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.

[THE Habibee @THEHabibee]

If I want to post my tweets onto my new Instagram account without too much work (because obviously I'm very busy Yaani)...

What abb do you recommend?

[THE Habibee @THEHabibee]

Haraam.

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@DubaiNameShame I thought you'd say, Habby wife, Habby life.

🤔

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Why are computer tables not equipped with Sheesha holders?

How do you expect me to work from home like this?

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Show this to your boss.

It is because you "love your job so much" that you just can't get anything done.

[Fact @Fact]

It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.

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@Perfect_Archer When never-at-home was the norm.

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Salaam Habibees!

How are you all holding ub?

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@AlmeeraR Wish I had friends who were like ATMs.

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It's worse when you have a mansion.
#1stworldproblem

[Fact @Fact]

Studies show that walking through a doorway causes memory lapses, which is why we often walk into another room, only to forget why.

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Sheesha 101!

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@TamaraClarke Ikr!

Atleast share something useful like my upcoming post: Easy-to-make-at-home Sheesha flavours.