@the_first_imp Not like you would understand, since you aren't any brighter!
But he's brilliant in the places that count, as I'm sure you have seen in his unique ability to make friends.
Because you know he has no one else to rely on.
He's told you time and time again, yet you kept holding onto hope.
You don't get to be upset when you barely helped him at all.
. . .And for the record, he's very much alive.
Oh, I'm sure you'd LOOOOOVE to know that, wouldn't you?
I'm sure if you used that head of yours, it'll come to you eventually.
Besides, he only did this because you all him to change sooooo badly.