Jay Harris

Long awaited. Unanticipated. The man. The myth. The legend. Dat nigga Jay

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

@poppyto is there an issue with the tubecast AutoPlay? Playlists won't play out on 8.1 -thanks

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

Win a #MicrosoftBand from Gdgt Arena #GdgtArenaGiveAway http://t.co/FXQuKcooIM

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

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[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

I'm totally gonna build a house here in April #MyDreamHouseIs #JGWinNow

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

"Saw a flat-chested girl and I couldn't tell her front from her back without looking at her face"

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

"To the girls with phat asses, damn do y'all got big bright futures behind you. :-)"

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

#HaveAniceJay

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

"Pet peeve of mine, hot girls that got a small stomach & no ass. Why couldn't the fat go somewhere else - the ass"

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

"I want a white girl to compliment me on my nappy afro & I'll be like 'I know its fresh'"

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

"Almost had it man!!!"

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

Saw a girl about to get splashed by a car today. Turned my swag up and its gravitational pull moved her in the nick of time #imNoHero

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

You don't see niggas saggin their pants in the rain do ya #proTip #ThisIsHowWeRebuildAmerica #CopsShouldCarryWaterGuns

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

What's cooler than cool? Jay Harris in front of an AC obviously

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

Tried swiping my black card instead of my dragon card the Hans. Still got me in

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

I just got the secret list of scheduled Drexel alerts for the rest of the month. Hid yo kids hide yo wife

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

Wife sent me to sleep on the couch. How lucky is that!?

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

I cant take this heat AND these yoga pants in front of me

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

Phone rang. Side bitch. Phone vibrated. Side side bitch

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

Just saw my uncle on cops

[Jay Harris @THEJayHarris]

Picture of me the day I was born #7lbs #metThePikeCouchThatDay