Dead Meat (PARODY)

❗️PARODY ACCOUNT, I AM NOT THE REAL KILL COUNT❗️
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Welcome to the Parody Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favourite threads!

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

[ U Make Me Feel - MK2 ]
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[Rosemary Soulcaster @Starageldon]

daily click - https://t.co/oAz3QaO0eV
gaza funds - https://t.co/abiUAA5vfM
care for gaza - https://t.co/UupRaLTGLH
donate feminine hygiene kits - https://t.co/nxrawnPumX
donate esims - https://t.co/LbSuA8WboI
sudan, congo, palestine links - https://t.co/eGMVRaWjF6

[Rosemary Soulcaster @Starageldon]

daily click: https://t.co/oAz3QaO0eV
gaza funds: https://t.co/abiUAA5vfM
care for gaza: https://t.co/UupRaLTGLH
donate feminine hygiene kits: https://t.co/nxrawnPumX
donate esims: https://t.co/LbSuA8WboI
sudan, congo, palestine links - https://t.co/eGMVRaWjF6

[THE DOOM SLAYER. (ARCHIVED) @BigManEternal]

➡️https://t.co/X9l4xem4Vy ⬅️

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

dead meat-tastic!

[THE DOOM SLAYER. (ARCHIVED) @BigManEternal]

//Hi everyone, breaking character for a moment for an update.

@/BigManEternal will be retired in March of this year. I plan to move onto my greater creative ambitions.

It’s been a wonderful eight years of being in this community. These last few weeks are gonna be great. ❤️

[Rosemary Soulcaster @Starageldon]

"Rank me," "Rank me," "No, don't Rank them, Rank Me."

Ok I ranked everyone now

[The End @UnendingDemise]

Imagine if y'all can get me to 2,800 for my birthday 👀

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

dude.

[LeBron James @KINGJAMESPAR0DY]

HEELP HELO ME AUUGH HERELP HEEEEELEP HEEEEEEELP HELP OHNMU GOD HEEEEEEEEELP

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

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[LeBron James @KINGJAMESPAR0DY]

BRO WHAT I DO TO Y'ALL 😭😭💔💔😭

[LeBron James @KINGJAMESPAR0DY]

BRO WHAT I DO TO Y'ALL 😭😭💔💔😭

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

[ THE NUMBERS Thread ]
https://t.co/ae1ExonDUv

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

Whew, I think that’ll do it for this episode! I tell ya, these episodes can be a doozy! Thankfully, this ain’t one of them episodes!

While we’re done counting slaughtered parodies, just how many accounts got terminated?
Let’s find out and get to the Numbers!—

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

[ Parody Twitter || KILL COUNT ]
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[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

[ KILL #11 ]
https://t.co/8ZQCaAproV

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

Unlike X’s undying arrogance, Alan meets the end of his Hide & Seek with a buncha bones stickin’ out of his vessel!
It’s clear big ol’ WingDings ain’t playin’ any games, cause things just got blood, bloodier, yet bloodier for their science project!

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

We really appreciate any words of encouragement and support, even if it’s just as simple as celebrating your own kill being counted.

Until next time, folks. Don’t forget it this time!

Be good people!

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

Whew, I think that’ll do it for this episode! I tell ya, these episodes can be a doozy! Thankfully, this ain’t one of them episodes!

While we’re done counting slaughtered parodies, just how many accounts got terminated?
Let’s find out and get to the Numbers!—

[Dead Meat (PARODY) @THEK1LLCOUNT]

Just a message here, but seriously, thank y’all for the support on our return! It really means alot to the team!
While we’re sorry for not being able to count as many kills as we wanted, we wanted to do a smaller episode to get into the swing of things before counting a bunch!