MOUNTAINDEWD

Sharing stories about my life and weird roommates

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Idris Elba hosting #SNL means life complete.

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Can’t help myself. Just ordered six new Funko POP’s!

My collection now tops 500!

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@cooperberg1998 @MRQATM @CodyBrownBets No

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No leads. Things are getting tight. But I still have movies.

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FIND THE GUTH ALREADY!!!

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A girl at work kept talking to me about a mystery guy that she wanted to ask her out. I thought it was me. I asked her out yesterday and she started laughing and told everyone at work.

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Still can’t believe this Nancy Guthrie story.

Been praying hard for the Guth to be found ASAP

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Woke up to my roommate with his pants off and butthole inches from away my face as he tried to fart. That’s it. That’s my life.

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A girl at Speed Dating sat down and acted annoyed that I was there.

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My co-worker keeps farting and it sounds like snap, crackle and pop

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@Hssan_Sadiq @DCUAlert Obviously his name is Christopher REEVE

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Another night of Speed Dating.

No luck yet.

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This is the worst Friday I’ve seen in a while. Catherine O’Hara will always be an absolute icon. RIP

Mom is gutted. We won’t be getting another Beetlejuice now which sucks.

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Monkeys are on the loose in St Louis. Swear I just saw one jumping around and almost lunging at me.

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Working on a script treatment for a new Gizmo movie. It’s leaning into the first Gremlins hard and involves a mysterious new Gremlin.

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Guy at the movie stands up about 30 minutes in, screams his head off and storms out. Only happens in St Louis. Then I leave and I get yelled at by strangers on the street downtown!!

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My roommates gas is toxic tonight

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This punk intern at work comes up and burps right in my face today. Everyone laughs and I’m like Really?

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I peeked out my window and there was a strange man standing there screaming like a siren. We quickly locked the doors and windows but that was terrifying.

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I hate when my roommate stinks up the bathroom from a shit and it smells sour

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@bafmcc Being drunk is better. That’s for sure. I hate sober people too @bafmcc