THE Martini Mike

Writer, author, photog, artist, lifestyle personality, bon vivant, spirits/nightlife guru, foodie, actor, taste-maker, PR. Former almost famous rock star. XO

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

https://t.co/Ucg6itpDFy #portfolio #photography #THEMartiniMike A new "mini" port for the attention challenged. ;) Enjoy!

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

@elonmusk Fuck Elon Musk

[Bella Burnett @BellaCobb68]

@itsJeffTiedrich Now you know! Lmao!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

KAMALA HARRIS:
- 13 years as a prosecutor
- First Black woman in California history to be elected District Attorney.
- First woman to ever be elected as California’s Attorney General
- First Indian-American US Senator
- First Black and Asian-American Vice President in history.

JD VANCE:
- Spent decades working as a vulture capitalist
- Once wrote a book

SEE THE DIFFERENCE?

PLEASE HIT THE ❤️ AND THE SHARE BUTTON IF YOU SUPPORT KAMALA OVER JD VANCE!

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

CNN's decision to abrogate its journalistic responsibilities by not fact checking Trump's firehose of lies is unforgivable.

This debate is Biden vs the tag team of Trump and CNN's utter failure as a news organization

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Any tipped employee who believes they will pay no taxes if they vote for Trump will join the group of people still waiting for his infrastructure and health care plans, their accredited degrees from Trump University, for Mexico to build the wall, and Hillary to be locked up.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I've heard plenty of presidential candidates running on a variety of issues:
- Democracy
- The Economy
- The environment
- National Security
- Social Security
- JOBS

The common thread, amongst all of them, was that they wanted to improve the lives of Americans.

I've NEVER heard of someone running, almost exclusively, on REVENGE for how he believes he was treated -- more specifically, revenge for holding him accountable for the crimes he committed.

It's INSANE.

It's not like he was arrested for jaywalking, and was given an outrageous 12 year sentence.

Fraud.
Sexual assault.
Election interference.
Stealing classified documents.
Obstructing an official proceeding and conspiracy to defraud the United States.

All he had to do was NOT commit crimes, but he couldn't fucking help himself -- a judge had to slap his ass with a gag order because the supposedly grown ass man couldn't stop attacking witnesses.

And Republicans are just as bad, marching into court in their matching clown suits and ties, enabling and condoning the most reprehensible behavior of any former President.

Revenge is not a platform.
Revenge does NOT help Americans.
Revenge is selfish and stupid.

America deserves better.
That's why I'm voting for President Biden.

[DAPPER DON DHARSHI • K A M I L • @SoloFlow786]

@7Veritas4 If you let a Republican win the election, you’ll never get a public healthcare option. Or a win in Ukraine. Or more student debt relief. Or a trump trial for the classified documents. Or a codified Roe. Or food for hungry kids. Or gun control. Or another chance to vote

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

We’re learning some hard lessons.

How seemingly easy it is to corrupt our fabled institutions.

How quickly people will choose lies over the truth, personal gain over the greater good, while calling themselves patriots.

Perhaps we were lucky to not be at this precipice sooner in our history.

Or perhaps, deep in our core, we remain loyal to the grand experiment our founders created for us, and will band together to repel this existential threat from within.

One lesson is exceedingly clear.

Your vote has the power to redeem America

…or destroy her forever.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Don’t republicans want people who can effectively advocate for their needs and concerns in Congress? Why go with ass clowns and howler monkeys?

This is the most ineffective House majority in the history of Congress. They’re literally getting nothing done while they fight amongst themselves as to who should be Speaker and who Trump loves the most.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Let me see if I have this right…
According to MAGA, Joe Biden was able to get a porn star to pretend she had an affair with Donald Trump in 2006, and then have her extort him in 2016 ahead of an election, money which deep state lawyer Michael Cohen actually paid her while tricking Trump into signing the checks, so that 7 years later, a judge Biden picked and a jury of 12 ordinary citizens Biden also picked, could find Trump guilty of 34 felonies and thus lose the 2024 election he didn’t announce he was seeking until 2022?

All of this, and three other cases involving even more crimes in different states, the historic rise of a female pop star, an NFL team’s Super Bowl dominance, and a global pandemic, was orchestrated by a man so old, so senile and so feeble, he can’t tie his own shoes?

Really?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

before this is all over, we're going to find out that Alito has a klan robe, aren't we

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

On the left: Fake quote reposted by Donald Trump

On the right: The actual quote

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

@itsJeffTiedrich So... Pecker is up again 👀

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

For no particular reason, here are all the names of the 147 Republicans in Congress who tried to overturn the 2020 presidential election results.

Right after an attempted coup. Based on a lie. The same lie Republicans used to try to overturn the election. https://t.co/cOx93B2Gyn

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

I don't see an X. I see this same 🐦.

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

@ericarhodes Me too. Oh crap, can't use that hashtag. MEASWELL #Measwell Happy Mother's Day

[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

The Board of Directors of the @WGAwest and the Council of the @WGAeast, acting upon the authority granted to them by their memberships, have voted unanimously to call a strike, effective 12:01 AM, Tuesday, May 2.

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

@BenefitsCal WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CLUSTER@#$%.
55 minutes on hold. Then when you get someone, they put you on hold and conveniently disconnect minutes later at 5 pm. Call back and "you may only call for a rep from 8-5". 🤬 4th time today reaching out. Just wow.

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

I'm at Tail O’the Pup in West Hollywood, CA https://t.co/g0NXrZwCH3

[THE Martini Mike @THEMartiniMike]

@WineFolly 140 bottle wine fridge...