your mom

Blessed are those of us who can laugh at ourselves, for we are the ones who never cease to be amused.

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

post nut Claritin 🌿🕊️

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

spring is peak hard on 🌷

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

@notcapnamerica he killed it !!

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@aakashgupta i coulda told you thrs sperm on my brain for free

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

Ai hasnt made ME personally feel the Space Odyssey vibe however today i saw a small child find a cardboard tube at the playground & was pushing it around… when i got closer i heard the kid say to an even smaller kid “this is the new wireless Dyson you should get one” & i jus-

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

Trader Joe’s HARLEM: a club for the grown (on Thursdays) 🪩

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

the corner bodega guy was tryna kick our friendly neighborhood crack head off his stoop & as i passed she says to him: “she ALWAYS talkin to someone, talmbout GOOD MORNiNG, bitch i dont know you !?” he laughed w her & i felt seen 🩷

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

@_____Lightning @BartronPolygon 👑
🌮 the lines are already long, Bart please don’t come

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

pronouns ain’t hard for New Yorkers… these freelance job titles be ridiculous tho

[DELETE @JubileeDJ]

Out Wednesday on Magic City 🐊

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

museum walls would be empty without sex workers & tiny apartment clutter 🍐

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

@metmuseum walls would be empty without sex workers & tiny apartment clutter 🍐

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

sunset is so gay

earth is like hey im winding down & sky be all EOWWW rainbow explosion !! you really did that !!

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

“Notify Anyway”
- iCunt

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

If you’re feeling sad just remember:
you WAS at that party on Saturday.

you are loved.

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

@CNviolations not Poppy on Papí violence ? 🇵🇷 👑🇵🇷

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

spooky outfit idea:
an artist that has to pay rent the next day

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

@bensmithlive INVITE

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ambient is the new emo band 💀

[your mom @THEPALOMA]

these days been LONG AS HELL 🍉come spend a GOOD NiTE w me 🖤