Sir Andrew Davison™

I love titties

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

FUCK CONNECTICUT. WE LIVE IN A BI POLAR WASTELAND & WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE EQUALLY AS FUCKED AS OUR WEATHER.

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I don't understand how there is still cheating going on in 2021 when so many are people are open & poly these days. You'd think a little HONEST conversation isn't that hard but yet it still happens all the time. Humans are just a bunch of weak horny creatures I guess.

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I NEED CABBAGE.

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I am paying $110 for a lawn ticket at the Xfinity theater to see my first Dead & Co. With John Mayer. Ugh the things we do for happiness... 😊🎶🎶🎶

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

The concept of meeting a stranger online to try to fall in love or "hook up" with just doesn't even make sense to me... Like how does that even work for some people!? FUCK.

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I identify as just a weirdo

[🤠 @jimihedgewitch]

having a silly goose summer

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I need to change my whole approach towards romance

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

A chick on a tinder said I sound like a serial killer & that she kinda likes it.

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

Literally survived this pandemic just so I can watch live music & do drugs & dance with the people I love again

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I'm going to a camping music festival on my 28th birthday this summer & I'm so fucking happy :)

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I just want to go to music festivals again :(

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

@p00n_monster OZZY

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

I identify as non binary jesus. My pronoun is "Christ". Thank you.

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

If you're my friend please tell me you love me & maybe give me hug next time because I don't feel loved at all right now.

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

Self care & destruction are my 2 favorite things.

[🤠 @jimihedgewitch]

starting my day crying over brent mydland

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

Feeling lonely like Akon from 2004

[trash jones @jzux]

men will literally put a 150-year curse on their family instead of carrying madame zeroni up the mountain

[Sir Andrew Davison™ @THEPORNWARRIOR]

Having a crush not like you back is one thing but having someone you thought was your friend end up hating you is what makes me regret my existence. You hate me now just because I made a move & was upset when you fed me bullshit? YOU STUPID SHALLOW HOES WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let me settle this once and for all. The pizza capital of the United States is New Haven Ct. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong.