THE Provo AllStar

Epic SummerSales skills, flat brim hat, 20 brah Provo party crew, #Mormon ish, Golds Gym rat gettin swoll, legendary #derfer, scoring w freshman chicks #game

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

You had me at hello. #match

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

BroScience: How To Get Your Girlfriend To Start Lifting
http://t.co/Tnu5yVx5Oa

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

If I only had 1 hour to live I'd spend it in church... Because it feels like an eternity

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Almost made it through conference without sleeping #LDSconf #mormonprobs

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Great halftime show. Too bad the stadium wasn't ready for that jelly Beyonce and your booty knocked the lights out.

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Help me fellow Twitter Cougs! Do I cheer FOR former Coug hero Dennis Pitta... or AGAINST former Ute enemy Paul Kruger in the #SuperBowl ??

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Why can't Manti Te'o just be like BYU athletes: find a real girlfriend...and then get her pregnant.
@mormonprobs

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

The amount of lying/deceiving necessary for @MTeo_5 to pull off this hoax is astounding & appalling. He could have a bright future w/ Vivint

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

@BallinBerglund @provo_allstar By that logic, who needs #JJs when I've got pre-workout! #imsoswoll

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

First Jenn Sterger, now Katherine Webb... does @BrentMusburger even watch football games, or does he just scan the stands for babes?

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Good night AllStars, ill be dreaming of a white Christmas... cuz I'm white and Santa gives me mad presents for Christmas!

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

I blame Provo for losing @JabariParker22 by chasing him around like a desperate Provo girl & making t-shirts on the 1st date. I can relate!

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

I waited w/ a handful of rocks along w/ the rest of my ward to stone the first girl who showed up in pants... but none did
@MormonProbs

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

So excited for lady-pants day tomorrow at church! Finally girls can't hide behind baggy skirts anymore!
http://t.co/0UW3fkan

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

@jefholm @JimmyRex Great date auction last night. Its tough being a celebrity in Provo, everyone wants a piece of us!

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Freshly ironed Affliction shirt + just lifted biceps + group of tool friends + loose morals = ready for ho-patrol at the UVU fights tonight!

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Tonight I ended up wearin a stage 5 clinger costume... exes never give up.
Joke's on her tho, cuz ill be wearin her roommate later tonight!

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

I got soooooo much Candy tonight... at least I think that was her name

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Love Halloween cuz I finally get to be my hero for a night. Even memorized all his moves. This Magic Mike costume is going to be a hit!

[THE Provo AllStar @THEProvoAllStar]

Everything I know about politics I learn from hip hop: http://t.co/Siw3hs6U