👑 THE GOOSE 👑

The Official Twitter Account for The Goose. All tweets from The Goose signed - TG. All other tweets by staff. #rememberthegoose

[👑 THE GOOSE 👑 @THEREALGO0SE]

I LOOK GREAT.... LOL!!!

- TG

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Love violent video games and I’ve never hurt a fly! Except for that one time I ate a fly.... LOL!

- TG

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When the bikini matches the bill 💯🔥💯🔥

- TG

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#selfie... LOL!

- TG

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Happy memorial day, shoutout the troops!!!

- TG

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Beautiful day to grill up that good stuff... LOL!

- TG

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The Goose does not and cannot smoke marijuana. Marijuana is relatively harmless for most adults, but is *definitely* not okay for Geese.

The Goose, however, does smoke HELLA grass, my dudes

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Sorry I haven’t been keeping up with my social media posts lately. I’ve been UP TO MY BILL in grass ever since I got resurrected - LOL!!!

- TG

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@fillupmygary HEY! Stop tweeting and get back to work!

- TG

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The Earth is the only thing The Goose loves more than white bread. The Goose is kind to the Earth - just like you! Three Cheers for Earth!!

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Surprised one of my employees after my resurrection the other night. You guys didn’t think I was gonna go away forever did you??! Well I’m back!!! See you around.... LOL!

- TG

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@k8gif It was who? I don’t understand

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RIP The Goose. We’ll miss you forever. You’re the best boss any of us have ever had.

- Staff

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CW: Violence

Newly uncovered photos and autopsy reports confirmed that The Goose was hunted at 4:21PM Wednesday afternoon. Wildly, there are no laws in place that combat the killing of geese. The justice system has failed our feathered friend.

#RIPTHEGOOSE

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ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO ANYONE WHO CAN FIND THE GOOSE!!! PLEASE RT!!!

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*PLEASE RT AND SHARE*

Our beloved goose has gone missing. He was last seen on sunday but no one has heard from him since. Please keep your eyes peeled and share this post so we can bring back our feathered friend. Thank you in advance for your efforts.

- Staff

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Yeah do it for me..... LOL!!

- TG

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The Goose is your local firefighter, doing their best to keep the community safe. Three cheers!