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[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

The funny thing is her boyfriend will still take her back. That's how much of a loser most men are.

There's no way you're dating such a woman and won't see the red flag on a daily basis but men being the foolish ones when in love will ignore because of sex.

Everything about this girl says she's a whore but there's a man professing love to her, taking care of her bills and wanting to take her seriously?

You're paying a woman's rent, bills and sponsoring her lifestyle and you think she won't dump you as soon as she finds a richer guy?

Once you have to spend to please a woman, just know she'll cheat on you with a richer dude.

It's just a shame men have refused to accept the fact that money can't buy genuine desire.

At the end of the day, simps will always eat dust.

The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

[GiftedHands @Sire_Gift]

In 2009/10, Drogba and Rooney were both on the same number of PL goals before the final matchday.

Drogba went to score a hattrick on the final matchday vs Wigan to win the Golden boot ahead of Rooney.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Damn this is deep. Please get your PVC, the people are tired.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Ugly women be doing the most.

Bitch, you're about 300 pounds and a landwhale yet still cheating and giving the miserable man who managed to settle for you when other men didn't four bastards to raise.

This is why as a man, you should never lower your standards to begin with because irrespective of how a woman looks, they're wired to believe they settled for you.

You're better off being cheated on by a woman of your standards than one below your standards.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

In their prime, they see men their age as small boys and go for older men but as soon as they hit their 30s, passed their prime and lost value in the dating market and men no longer desire them, they start calling them predators for going for 18 years old girls.

You preferred older men in your prime but offended older men prefer younger girls?

Just because you have reached menopause doesn't mean you have to limit men prime.

Your time is gone and dusted. Now, we're fishing for fresh fishes.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game!

The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

Jadon Sancho who is still without a club posted a training video showing him working hard and the response he got was incredible.

- Arsenals Noni Madueke commented, 1 Peter 5:10, “After we go through suffering, God promises to restore, strengthen and establish us. The struggle isn't the end of the story.”

- Como’s Chalobah commented, John 13:7 "You do not realise now what I am doing, but later you will understand.".

Brothers In Christ 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

LAPO baby is back to selling rice (Rich man pikin no dey sell rice)

50kg is N68,000
25kg is N35,000

Anywhere in Nigeria, free delivery to your state.

Just send a dm and we will send the rice to you

Please help retweet.. 🙏

[pep @pepcalma]

This Pedro goal was completely illegal.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“We mounted a billboard before and you people tore it down. This one we are about to mount now, if anything happens to it, we won’t take it lightly.”

— NDC members in Delta State issue a public warning after they reportedly destr0yed an NDC campaign banner in Onicha-Uku, Aniocha North.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

This is the richest state in Nigeria. One of the economic hubspots in Africa.

This is the state of the road. Look at the drainage stacked with refuse.

This is the solo mandate of this riffraff @tokunbo_wahab - instead he is always stoking bigotry online.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You did everything and she did nothing. That is the problem. Commitment comes with investment.

You were the only one in that relationship.

[Dr Folaseye (ENT/Head &Neck Surgeon) @DrFolaseye]

One thing I thought I could not do is be a surgeon and a politician at the same time but I have discovered something in life, which is there is always a way when there is determination.
It’s a whole lot of sacrifice though but I have now adjusted
So I am a surgeon & a politician. What a new title. Loll!!
I hope other professionals break this invisible ceiling and join politics
Doctor in the day and market woman at night!!. Anyways I have been combining this two lifestyles since 4years now and I have finally acclimatized.

[Beri🌚 @beri_grizou]

She waited months for her truck-driver brother, only to get a few minutes with him. God bless all the men on the road.🥺❤️

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

BREAKING: The Federal Government Announces a 30-Day Discount on Petrol Through NNPC stations

“We are offering a discount on petrol dispensed by NNPC limited for the next 30 days in the first instance with priority for public transporters nationwide. So, it’s not a subsidy, government is just saying we sell to you at cost.”

- Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Taiwo Oyedele

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Granit Xhaka has been fined £136,265, suspended for two years, for forging a COVID-19 certificate 🚨

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I have investors interested in aviation. I would like to know if anyone knows a person that:

1. has an Aircraft Operating Licence but doesn't have planes.

2. has a running aviation operation but wants to expand.

3. has an Aviation Operation Licence and used to have a running business but the business is dead, and is willing to revive it.

4. has a private jet business and is open to investors that will buy more planes.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Funny of you to think he wasn't aware that he was dating a whore all this while.

I bet you he only told you what you wanted to hear. He'll eventually go back to dating her. That's how foolish the average Nigerian man is.

The last thing I will ever do is go out of my way to try to save a simp.

I have too much shit in my life to deal with than try to talk sense into a man who's in love.

[Deacon Chris Iyovwaye @dchrisiyovwaye]

DELTA STATE CAN BE BETTER, AND WE MUST BEGIN TO THINK BEYOND TEMPORARY EMPOWERMENT.

During my consultation visit to Uvwie constituency, my message remained the same: Delta State can be better, and our people deserve an environment where they can genuinely succeed.

I have always asked myself, how do we give a young man a POS device, give a woman a small amount of money, and convince ourselves that we have empowered them when the environment they live in makes it difficult for their businesses to survive?

For me, real empowerment goes beyond what we give people today. It is about what we build around them so that they can continue to succeed tomorrow.

We need an enabling environment where businesses can grow, where our young people can find meaningful employment, where entrepreneurs have access to opportunities, and where hard work can genuinely translate into a better life.

These are the conversations we must continue to have across Delta State. Our people have the talent, the determination, and the willingness to work. What they need is a system that gives them a fair opportunity to succeed.

Our message remains the same, let us build a Delta State where people do not have to depend on politicians to survive, but where opportunities exist for everyone to thrive.

#DCI2027 #ChrisIyovwaye #DeltaCanBeBetter #BetterDelta #ResetDelta

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

In a society with more hoes, just know men are the reason.

There's a reason no other country beats Nigeria when it comes to unproductive women and women sexualizing themselves on the internet and that's because Nigerian men enabled them.

Chinese men are not busy giving their women free money for being beautiful.

Chinese men are not paying their girlfriends monthly allowance, sponsoring them through school and paying her bills.

Chinese men are not busy massively following a Chinese whore on social media because she post her sex tapes.

Chinese men are not busy idolizing big nyash on social media every day.

Chinese men are not marrying unproductive women or believe pussy is all a woman has to bring to the table.

It's what men reward that women adjust to and live by. And since Nigerian men love whores and are willing to spend lavishly on them, the average Nigerian woman who can't do anything meaningful with their lives automatically revert to selling their body to make ends meet.

So before you blame a whore, first stone a simp.

Nigerian men have always been the problem.

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Physics (and knowledge) is an amazing concept because there's no way on God's green earth I'll panic if someone tries to open the emergency door mid-flight.

It's literally impossible.