ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ

Cybersecurity Architect | Security Researcher | Infosec Enthusiast | Linux User | Sharing personal views | Opinions are my own | Polite, Professional, Prepared

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

#RaspberryPi #infosec #CyberSecurity #Bettercap #Kali #WiFi #Linux #Aircrack Raspberry Pi Zero W WiFi Hacking Gadget https://t.co/fQEUQRxugd

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

I love ethernet. Not even going to lie about it. Also, ethernet over USB C when?

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

How are your abs doing? Mine are approved by medical professionals.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

Also, Samsung S23 Ultra, still fucking amazing in 2025. Let's see what S26 is like?

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

Teenage me: Can I join the US Shooting Team? CO Springs is great.
Parents: Come home, you have to go to high school.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

Life is just on fire.
Most people: I love guns.
Me: I shot more rounds in the rain than you have in your entire life.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

I wish I could smoke Linux. Phat Debs.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

This is the crushing weight of someone, somewhere needing to run an Office 97 Access database on Win 11.

[sysadafterdark @sysadafterdark]

I’m increasingly getting tired of Windows. I have a $2500 computer and the fucking Start menu won’t open and file explorer takes a year to open.

What. The. Hell.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

Everyone is always like "C'mon, come to DEF CON," and I'm like "fuck no," and they go, "C'mon, they even have an aviation village," and I'm like "no, I know all those people from the aviation cyber cons, and also, I'm so old, I went to 2600 meetings. You didn't, I'd remember."

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

Titanium and MAO aluminum, Nichia 519A in 4500K. Cozy beams.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

“Sin boldly, but believe more boldly still.” — Martin Luther

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

#TariffWar These awesome flashlights were less than $30 each, but post tariff each light will have an additional $50 tax, and that would include the $0.25 switch covers, it's per item. So a $1 BME280 is now a $51 BME280. This is killing innovation, makers. No cheap boards.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

Convoy S6 with SFT40 in 6500K with 8A buck driver, copper 18350 tube, thermal paste on the threads at the head, forward clicky, mode group 6 (100%-20%-1%), memory off. Black stainless pocket clip, Vapcell M11 v2. "Copperhead." Not as catchy, I know.

[Austin Armstrong @SocialtyPro]

@THESMASHY @THESMASHY, your creative naming skills are brilliant. Have you considered designing more custom lights with punny names?

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

#Flashlights #HardwareHacking
I was vibing with ChatGTP on modding flashlights and it asked me what I would name a custom light, and I said, "Charmain MAO," (the finish was Micro Arc Oxidation) and ChatGPT really ran with it.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

#thingsthathitright when you're browser autocompletes to the rfc 1918 subnets for a three dozen sights, but you also running split brain and have local DNS.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

I'm sorry, if you have watched a TV show or movie since the 80's, you like this song and you like New Order. I didn't make the rules. https://t.co/QllHj418LG

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

I joined a call late because I was flowing at work, and didn't pause my music, and someone asked what I was listening to. I said "New Order," and they asked who that was, so I replied, "a band you like." They were confused, so I told them to search for "Temptation" on YouTube.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

This was a really fucking dumb thing to do, and they already sold your DNA, you just didn't know. It didn't get them enough money to sustain them. The Feds are cheap, and the novelty of finding out you're 0.3% Swedish and posting it on Facebook wore off 10 years ago.

[Proton Mail @ProtonMail]

Delete all your data from 23andMe now.

[ᴍʀ.ꜱᴍᴀꜱʜʏ @THESMASHY]

All my adblocking, antitracking juju prevented me from using the unsubscribe link in a @Grubhub marketing email, so I turned on ProtonVPN and used a private Tor window with @brave to get there and unsubscribe. Track that shit. Also, I signed up with @AnonAddy so...