how do people in their 30s have enough friends to rent out entire venues for their bdays? I have like five friends and three of them are podcast hosts who don’t know I exist
I did an entire monologue from My Best Friend’s Wedding and also sang the Hey Arnold intro song during a first date last night…and he wants to see me again. What a weirdo.
People really underestimate the genuine happiness and joy I feel from having a quiet night in. Reading, catching up on true crime, AND dog cuddles?? Yes please #selfcare
No matter what your religious beliefs or after-life beliefs are..we can all agree that dogs do in fact go to heaven, right? If anyone deserves it, it’s them.
Anyone else get irrationally angry and peeved when someone is walking behind them? Like just walking down the halls at work..at grocery stores..or is this something I need to address with my therapist
New requirements for dating me: references from a former girlfriend/friend, your primary doctor, and most importantly…your therapist/counselor. No longer giving emotionally unavailable men the time of day. Go to ✨therapy✨
Just a reminder that life is much better when you’re not waiting for texts from a guy that’s beneath you. I haven’t taken this advice, but y’all should.