OZONNA SOLUDO

Baby oku on the run. ANAMBRA NO 1

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When your team scores two late equalisers in the same game… Liverpool said “hold my penalty.” #NUFC #LFC @NUFC @LFC

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Your call is important to us” is the longest short story ever written.
📞📖
#HoldMusic #CustomerService #Relatable #Funny #Adulting

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Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Customer service chatbots are trained in the ancient art of almost helping.
🤖🤏
#Chatbot #CustomerService #TechHumor #Relatable #Funny

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Out-of-office replies that say “I’ll have limited access” still answer in four minutes.
🏖️⚡
#OutOfOffice #Email #WorkHumor #Relatable #Funny

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Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Reply-all should require a license.
📬🪪
#ReplyAll #Email #OfficeHumor #Relatable #Funny

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

“Per my last email” is a tiny sword.
📧⚔️
#PerMyLastEmail #CorporateSpeak #WorkMemes #Funny #Viral

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Calendar invites from 2019 are still haunting the living.
👻📅
#CalendarInvite #OfficeLife #Relatable #Funny #Work

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Unsubscribe should unsubscribe the concept of email.
🚫✉️
#Unsubscribe #EmailHumor #Adulting #Relatable #Funny

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Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Inbox zero is a myth sold by people with assistants.
📥🦄
#InboxZero #Email #WorkHumor #Relatable #Productivity

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

I organized my desktop and immediately became unemployable for three hours.
🖥️🧹
#Desktop #Productivity #Procrastination #Relatable #Funny

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

The stapler always knows.
📎👁️
#OfficeSupplies #Stapler #WorkHumor #Funny #Relatable

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Printers can smell fear and deadlines.
🖨️😈
#Printers #OfficeHumor #Deadlines #Relatable #Funny

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Shared drives are where files go to be renamed “final_final_USE_THIS_v7.”
📁7️⃣
#SharedDrive #FileNames #OfficeHumor #Relatable #ITHumor

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

“You’re on mute” is the national anthem of this decade.
🔇🎤
#YoureOnMute #ZoomLife #WorkHumor #Relatable #Viral

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Camera-off meetings are the last human right.
🎥🚫
#Zoom #CameraOff #Meetings #Relatable #WorkFromHome

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Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

My commute is now from bed to guilt.
🛏️😬
#WFH #Commute #BurnoutHumor #Relatable #Funny

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Hybrid work means I’m late in two locations.
🏠🏢
#HybridWork #WFH #Late #Relatable #WorkHumor

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Business casual” is a truce between comfort and fear.
👔😅
#BusinessCasual #OfficeFashion #WorkHumor #Relatable #Funny

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Office snacks disappeared faster than my will to attend optional events.
🥨💨
#OfficeSnacks #OptionalEvent #WorkHumor #Relatable #Funny

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Ice in coffee was a gateway drug to paying $7 for temperature.
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#IcedCoffee #SummerDrinks #CoffeeTok #Funny #Relatable

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Decaf is coffee’s witness protection program.
🕶️☕
#Decaf #CoffeeHumor #Funny #Cafe #Relatable

[OZONNA SOLUDO @THE_MESSI_STORE]

Canada matched U.S. tariffs dollar-for-dollar, which is the politest way two countries have ever said “your mom.”
😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
#TradeWar #Tariffs #Canada #USA #OneLiner