Tom Ryder || 🐍🩶

(PARODY ACCOUNT NOT affiliated with Aaron Taylor Johnson) Ladies ladiesss one at a time! Yes, it’s ur fav bisexual dreamboat here, no, you’re not dreaming 😎✨

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𝐸𝒱𝐸𝒩𝒯 || 𝒢𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓃 𝒯𝑜𝓂 𝑅𝓎𝒹𝑒𝓇
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“Please.. don’t look! Yes, I know, I like to be looked at… but not now. Not like this. It’ll hurt you, to see.. I won’t know how to fix you.”
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@Waste0fCarb0n

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Like this tweet to get a song from my party boy/club playlist :D

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@SimonTheConvict “Yes, yes, Medusa shit, and yes, she was a Gorgon… as for sneaking out, please, I can’t bring myself to tell the director I can’t continue when we’re so close to finishing production..”

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//OPEN STARTER// You'd come to get away from the cast, only to find Tom Ryder, the main star, skulking, his back turned. Snakes writhed through his hair, new, sharp teeth bared. "I used to be beautiful..." He laughed, bitterly. "Go on. Say it. I'm nothing good to look at, now..."

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@DrAugustFern @senti_ven I am, but I suck at telling people who like me no :3

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@SimonTheConvict “Yeah.. I petrified my other pair of sunglasses by looking in the mirror, so I’m sure… that.. it’ll do it to a person, too, if I’m not careful.” He murmured, not moving to turn the lights on due to Simon not mind either way.

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@avrgestunt

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@xXdoctorphi8Xx

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@sisyphussgum

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@MaternalDriver lyrics remind me of your race driving era

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@Avourrito Thank you for the tip 😂

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My phone goes off so much I might as well use it as a vibrator holy fuckin shit-

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@Doc_Hudson12 Mhm hm! 🤭

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@StormTheEridian Ohhhhh okay, I was so worried I’d offended you- I’ve never had an Eridian have any interest in me before 🫠

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@StormTheEridian 🫶😚

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@GracesHailMary @DrAugustFern GAHAHAAAAAA

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@DrAugustFern @GracesHailMary Auggieeeeeeeee

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@DrAugustFern @GracesHailMary Why you so worried bout my boners Fern?

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@beststuntman