Emily Shephard

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

You can’t tell me were not in a game of Jumanji right now. Between these swarms of Moths, murder hornets, and infectious disease...someone better win soon.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

Pam and Dwights friendship is the most underrated relationship on The Office. And it’s my favorite.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

The most wild myth I’ve seen so far is that people think if you drink water you can flush the virus from your throat into your stomach and have the acid kill it. Like do we not have noses? Since when does water beat germs?

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

Stop trying to make “Quibi” happen. It’s not going to happen.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

I wonder if plastic coat hangers will be the plastic straws of 2020 and stores will just start leaving clothes in piles on the ground.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

Already a big fan of Daniel Jones

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

I downloaded TikTok when it first came out thinking it was going to be a Vine type reboot. I quickly realized there is a definitive line between Millennials and Gen Z and deleted it immediately. Honestly I still miss Vine.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

@Shmandy143 Wrongful convictions is a really good one!!❤️

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

GUYS There’s TWO RULES at the gym.

1 - Don’t hit on girls.
2 - Don’t work out so close to the dumbbells that people can’t get to them.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

Unpopular opinion: It’s cheating if makeup artists use the pretty filter on Snapchat to show off their work.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

The only thing my feed has consisted of today is Coachella, The Masters, and Game of Thrones.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

My dumbass thought these were stories about people getting cheesed. NM lookin like a kraft single.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

Anyone else leave old things in your fridge/ pantry because your trash can is too full but you’re too lazy to throw it out?

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

I never feel like less of an adult than when I’m at the post office.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

Can parents stop posting that their Facebooks have been hacked?

[Albuquerque Police Department @ABQPOLICE]

Some of you never learned to use your blinker and it shows.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

@Target’s underwear section is always disappointing.

[Emily Shephard @THE_shephard]

I hope everyone had a great New Years and all, but I don’t really care about your drunk midnight snapchats. I WANT YOUR DOGS IN SNOW.