Waiter: here’s your Cobb salad
*beat*
Me: excuse me but where is the cob?
Waiter: in front of you sir
Me: no I mean the corn on the cob
Waiter: ...
Me: ...
waiter: sir would you like your check?
Me: I think that’s for the best
As Poland bans all abortion, Trump Administration signs international anti-abortion declaration on behalf of the United States: "We, the representatives of our sovereign nations do hereby declare... that there is no international right to abortion"
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