Jerald Heineken

advocate for the betterment of the human race. patrick star lover! RHS class of ‘98

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@MagicalPoet @MotorCityBanter @SleeperTigers I understand your animosity, I do, but try not to be such a Debbie Downer piece of shit please. It’s obviously not these exact stats but those stats or better. Try to make the world a better place. Too much negativity in this world man. It’s not that serious.

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

We don’t know what anyone looked like from the 1700’s at all bro no one could paint for shit back then

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@UFZDinvestments @ColeSpaceWx Owel

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

Most people on this earth will never be as good at anything as Dillon Dingler is at throwing a baseball to second base

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@StBrownPodcast Roger Goodell

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@JacobTilley0 Yeehaw

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@boredcracker War is over.

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@EdMurphy458115 @Rivals @samspiegs @Birm @LettermenRow @mickdwalker @SpencerHolbrook @ChadSimmons_ @CharlesPower I respect it. Buckeyes develop better than anyone!

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@Champatrickpapi @FBGreatMoments

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@honeymoon250 Toby motherfuckin Keith

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@Blain_Crain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

If miller high life is the champagne of beers I don’t even care. I’m not a high life fan but I also don’t like champagne. Adds up right?

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@IcyVert Well boys it’s unfortunate you didn’t get the chicken in there. That’s the best way to do it. On us for not telling you, but the chicken makes it 10x better

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

A buddy just called Randall Cunningham a top 10 quarterback. Good? Yes. Top ten? Not even remotely close man hahahahahahhahaha

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@jzux Notice the AI accounts in the comments bashing this tweet lol

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

.@JourdanJD walk in yo trap take over yo trap

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

@Tonypapemaker Freakin dyin at that gif my man. Earned ya self a follow

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

Beer in my hand feelin like tiger with his 2 iron

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

Can’t mope around now. Easier said than done, I’ve got the lateral mobility of a hot air balloon in January today. That didn’t stop Greg Jennings tho did it? Ball up top.

[Jerald Heineken @THEjeraldHeiny]

Sunday Scaries have never been more real. Buckeyes and Tigers losses made it a little easier to pound VRB’s last night resulting in the worst hangover since they decided to make a third one (worst one by far).