We’ve got more Jimmy’s “swag,” as the kids call it. T-shirts are $15, hats are $7 and if you come to the bar wearing either you get free cover and free popcorn!
Yes, we use plastic straws. If you don’t want to use one you can simply say “no straw please.” We understand that you’re “woke” but we’re busy and we don’t have time to listen to your 15 minute TED talk about sea turtles.
We ordered too much Newcastle so now we’re giving it away! Except the liquor commission told us that it’s illegal to give away alcohol so we’re not literally giving it away. But it’s only $3 for a pint which is cheap so we’re kind of giving it away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We would like to clarify that the only reason we bought new chairs for the front porch was because they were on sale and the price was too good to pass up. It has absolutely nothing to do with caring about our customers.