beka lynn

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

Been arguin the last week on who has the cuter boxer
The guy asked me out
One of us is playin this game wrong

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

Moved Doogle's paw so it'd quit fallin off the bed
He bit me
Fuckyou dog..let the under the bed monster eat your paw then

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

@SmashMeLuke Texas storms are literally eh best 😍

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

@Breebreet Ya know I was singin earlier and literally was like "huh I haven't heard anythin from her recently on her singin career" creepy, I know lol

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

It's a good mistake tho

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

Made the mistake of tellin my sister I'm talkin to a fireman and she's been sendin me firemen pictures every day the last two weeks

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

Am I the only one that doesn't hate my exes but also would love to set them all on fire??

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

The locksmith was suppose to be here an hour ago

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

Locked my keys in my trunk while tryin to get my goldfish out

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: *lays down on the floor*

Me: What's wrong?

7: Everything.

Me: *lays down, too*

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

My roommate's yorkie comes in my room and kisses me on the nose...then always steals somethin in return

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

My niece is convinced that I know where the magical forest is with the unicorns.
She also thinks we're goin there tomorrow

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

My 4yo niece is spendin the weekend with me. I'm pumped and positive we're gonna get into some trouble

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

Customer on phone-yeah I have a question
*no shit didn't figure you called to vent bout the shitty start to yer workday*
Me-how can I help?

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

*cain't sleep*
Me-you should probably take a sleepin pill
Also me-you should go get those chips out of the pantry

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

Get you a best friend that when he borrows a book he returns it with an extra book. 😘📚

[Josh Devine @JoshDevineDrums]

Happy 7 years @onedirection! Proud of you lads, even more proud of where you all are standing today. Thanks for changing my life! 🖤

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

My roommate just hollered at me fer readin in my room with no light on. She finished with "omg I turned into my mom"

[beka lynn @THElittlebitty]

I just made my bed and put real clothes on. It's 1pm.
I'm goin places in life