Nick Newman

I enjoy Maryland football, and a sharp new razor for a nice shave

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

http://ow.ly/KmOI Maryland rules!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

According to Adam Rubin,Moises Alou has advised The Mets' Fernando Martinez to urinate on his hands to increase toughness. Sure, why not?

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Greatnight at TownHall last night

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

umd http://ow.ly/IEpA MARTY MCFLY and CORONA! DOUBLE BONUS.

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Don't get me wrong, I have all too much long island pride, but god I need a haircut.

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

@bmiltenberg-whats with your obsession with bud deisel and whiskey? Every1 here in Frederick loves it but me- maybe I should try them (0nce)

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

#NEW MOON was pretty good, but not nearly as daring and awesome as 27 Dresses and Definitely/Maybe (not to mention Nights in Rodanthe!)

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

I like this @brucespringsteen guy,but it's no wonder he was Born to Run down a Thunder road- the guy is from stinkin' New Jersey!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

I've got a friend who wants to be a sports broadcaster but is nervous about finding a job..think big young man! http://ow.ly/GgEO FREDERICK

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Of all the notable Frederick-ites, Patsy Cline is boss,not Francis Scott Key. She was a country music singer who lived in town from 1953-57

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

@BudweiserFans- EWWW budweiser is the wooorst! Corona and Michelob Ultra for liife!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Copernicus thought the earth was the center of the universe-im convinced Frederick/College Park combined is the true center of the universe!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

As we go deeper into autumn, its harder to use the outhouse. I should drink 10 coronas and play with my beard each time before i go use it.

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Should I invest in College Park's Town Hall bar/liquor store. I spend enough of my time, money, dreams and waking hours on the place!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Check out my profile pic! Me reppin' my MARYLAND football gear, and my super awesome bro beard! Follow me!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Sometimes when I wake up,I look at my beard and think, if OV saw me with this he would totally give me a high five and have a corona with me

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

As much as i love being at UMD, nothing beats hangin' out with the boys in Kenny's sweet new trailer down by the park in gool ol' Frederick

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Thanksgiving hangover is still killing me! Drink enough Coronas and it doesn't matter how much water and sleep you get!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

CAPS!!#!@%r!! vs Montreal tonight! THe only thing that gets me more excited than this is opening day of O'S baseball!

[Nick Newman @THEnickNewman]

Anyone want to head to Bentley's to watch Maryland vs. Boston College tomorrow? First round of Coronas are on me!