Bob Golic

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

"You're mother." (thing to say to your mother). http://t.co/ZWF41PjO4u

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house http://t.co/aPTk3mMMlU

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern. http://t.co/9R8mbudMbc

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/PXrCvSakN4 Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles.

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

I bet some of the Crusaders were just random guys who refused to admit that they were lost. http://t.co/mAg0Wk05mi

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/T79TS8SqvR "Don't tell anyone" = "Tell 10 people you trust" right?

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/PMaaXpnPII I'm gonna go out on a limb here and maybe Prince Charming just doesn't like whiny bitches?

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/3ukxLupyeo "Don't tell anyone" = "Tell 10 people you trust" right?

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/f8YVQmUa6l I wonder if Jesus would have been as popular if his name was Eric.

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

Rest in peace Dave "The Diamond" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up. http://t.co/vXsmQMXOOb

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

I'm way more unique than everyone else who likes the same esoteric bullshit as me. http://t.co/1SR2lGPviD

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/VeogxGGYIX If you aren't a Nazi right now, thank a veteran.

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/37mRZ79O6U "Talk to the hand!" - deaf people

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

So happy I got to see "bucket list" added to the dictionary before I die. http://t.co/hw9tRfNRna

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

I call bullshit on these retro bottles of Coca-Cola. They make you add your own cocaine. http://t.co/al8BimZDw4

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

Twitter gives me this paranoid feeling that I am being followed. http://t.co/pPv1ZM7joS

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings. http://t.co/c4qpyPgy20

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/tncKyTWZDk Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr.

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

I finally got my shit together. It's pretty gross. Wanna see? http://t.co/nHqMvpli36

[Bob Golic @THEosu2727]

http://t.co/HChJ046K8n I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate.