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Just upgraded to @peacock premium to get limited commercials. Well, dear reader, here are as many or more. Yes I’ve restarted the app.

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Holy shit @UFCU . I can consent to surgery for my 13-year old, but I can’t initiate a fraud dispute on her teen checking on her behalf?!? Lemme go get her outta school, lol. 🙄

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Literally everyone bout to miss their flight in FRA because security line for connecting flights. #germanefficiency @Lufthansa_DE @Lufthansa_USA

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Welp, @British_Airways canceled our summer flights. I’m informed refund, *if any,* will take 2 billing cycles. And of course, I now can’t find flights anywhere near that price.

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Does anyone else feel the irresistible pull to follow @MalcolmBrabant almost to the point of writing fanfic? My kids know to stfu when he’s on, lol.

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Y’all can watch Kong v Godzilla—I’m saving my popcorn for Abbott v HEB! 😷🍿🍿🍿

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It appears I’m just the latest dupe of the #runnerinn @Runnerinnstore @DHLUS tag team of crap service/support.

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Have the shoes back. I know-they’re here. Neither will help in any way that might resolve. Great times.

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I run a lot, so I like shoe sales, like Black Friday. I get 2 pairs from #runnerinn, which it turns out ships them from Spain. When they arrive 45 days later, they’re EE, which was nowhere on their listing unless you read every q/a on it. N/p-return. Site says #runnerinn 1/2

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Suggests #DHL, and $35 later I’m boxing with return label. The box arrives back at my house the next day. After 3 transfers with #DHL, someone says I was missing a piece of paperwork. 3 pg, not 2. They can’t give it to me, try #runnerinn, who helpfully tell me they don’t 2/3

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@missidgie Works either way, if im honest.

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@briantashman Def. lame duck priority.

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@missidgie Son’s HS suspiciously switched to Rebels, Dixie & battle flag of the army of N Va. in 1968. Wonder what could’ve made that happen. Fairly courageous leadership got all but “rebels” dealt with by his freshman year. I feel ya.

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My @nike + run club has been wildly off since late summer update. Like 4.2=5.6. Renders it useless for unknown distance runs. Suggestions for new app?

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@summerbrennan I mean, it’s still 1000x more on time than my promise to myself to finish my novel. It’s gonna be cool whenever it shows up (especially since it just got all sneakrety in the last update!)

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@summerbrennan Simultaneously can’t and will happily wait

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@summerbrennan “No service” can somehow simultaneously the most wonderful and most terrifying 2 words in the English language.

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@summerbrennan Talking with kids about her at dinn in 5, so thx.

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@summerbrennan @AmyMartinOHNY @objectsobjects @BloomsburyPub @BloomsburyLit @AliceTasman @airplanereading Fabulous. What a feeling!

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@JuliusGoat Because of Iowa’s noted border with Mexico? Actual border states know better