ғᴏʀᴅ.

𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙚 .ᐟ

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

F O R D.

your f a v o r i t e uncle .

✩ taboo. lewd. nsfw.

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

@G00NYORKMAYOR Ain’t my nephew just a beauty ? Right @egoforvendetta ?

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

craving attention

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

wearing red —

merry x-mas

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

and why is that an issue?

made it my mission to be the thickest in the entire family. so don’t out do me ill just go bigger.

[𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄.ᐟ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐋 @kennelstud]

because you're built like a bakery that took an interest corporate take over. you're a damn bitch from the back, man.

no 'ffense.

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

why would i ever wanna fix this?

( never will )

[𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄.ᐟ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐋 @kennelstud]

you know, we could've gotten' that fixed? mom always got worried you'd never find a wife with a wagon like that.

( thank god you didn't. )

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

im the original ass of the fam, know that.

[𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄.ᐟ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐋 @kennelstud]

nothing, nothing.. 𝙟𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙨.

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

something wrong, bro ?

[𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄.ᐟ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐋 @kennelstud]

god in heaven, holy shit.

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

welp. yes i did go bigger this time around.

we like ?

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

Who’s craving their phat bbl unc ?

Hint, he’s craving you

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

who up, my hotel room empty asl

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

welp. yes i did go bigger this time around.

we like ?

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

ima great at keeping secrets no bs

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

bored . come say hi

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

wearing red —

merry x-mas

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

who around ?

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

Jeans ain’t ever gon fit me fr.

[ғᴏʀᴅ. @THICCRELATIONS]

hit up my dms… unc is needy.