Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire

𝑶𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆 𝒋𝒆𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍.
A NSFW portrayal of Roguefort Cookie. Minors DNI.

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

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[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@ScorpionDough His brow furrowed.
"Yes, it would seem that way... But it works against me, you see. Infamy is my greatest asset! I wish to have my name in every newspaper, face in every mind! And I wish to be challenged... yet many targets practically *give* me their valuables nowadays. Hmmh.."

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

...Good morning.~

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@ScorpionDough He tilted his head, a quite puzzled expression shadowing his face before clarity struck.
"Ah...? I am not in the business of stealing *people*, mon chéri. I simply mean that those from whom I steal often find me just as dashing! And perhaps they WOULD come along with me, ohoh.~"

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@ScorpionDough It is certainly curious the prestige those well off will assign to petty trinkets - but then again, when you have all there is to have, what more is there to seek? It was not so long ago that I was in the same position..
That being said, even many of my "targets" become my fans.~

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@ScorpionDough Infamous? Hardly, mon chéri. I know only fame.~ Though, what difference does it make? The spotlight is all I crave...
What have you heard about me, hmm?

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@Strong_As_Plump Unfortunately, my skills are not so easy to acquire, nor are they so easily taught... After all, it is best to learn through experience, is it not, mon chéri?
That said, there is plenty I can teach in my... other areas of expertise, shall we say.~

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@Strong_As_Plump Ah, that I am, surely. Yet that is not all there is to the elusive Roguefort; else, I could hardly steal hearts with such ease.
Above all else, I strive to be a gentleman.

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@Strong_As_Plump Do you consider me a one trick thief?
I am a man of many talents, after all... There is so much in this world to enjoy.~

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@AeromaticCheeks Mon chéri, before one has wound up beneath my sheets, their heart has been long stolen.
If nothing else, such "payment" on my end makes it nary thievery to begin with! Oho.~

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

Unfortunately, were I to give each and every one of my suitors the passion and affection for which they long, I would spend more time making sweet love than thieving proper.
...Though I suppose that would be far from bad news. C'est la vie.

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

At times, we must forget the pressures of the world, and retreat to our simpler pleasures.
Even I must take a break from my hobbies in good time, and decompress with a spot of fine wine, rich food, and... ah, warm lovemaking.~

[ًً 𝑊𝐼𝑁𝐸 𝐸𝑁𝑇𝐻𝑈𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑆𝑇. @CUUKIECRUMBLE]

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[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

C'est moi.

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

"Ah, mon amour..." he began, tilting Espresso's chin up with the delicate grasp of his glove. "Must you be so fussy? It was you who agreed to this, after all.~"
His look was one of amusement; in spite of the other's feisty attitude, he'd made quick work of taking all of him...

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

...I see a number of new and beautiful faces have made themselves known.
How lovely... A dashing rogue could always use a few more hearts to steal.~

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

C'est moi.

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

@partypartyiisms It's not my birthday...

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

Yes, well... It would appear that you've caught me.~ Perhaps I've gotten a little sloppy...
But I've quite a proposal for you: If you were to, say... "forget" this incident in front of the rele ant authorities, I would gladly grant your any wish.~ Do we have a deal?

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

Ah, but it is so, mademoiselle.~ It is not so often that I find myself so thoroughly entranced by such beauty...
And I too, as you say, do not lie.~

[𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭. 👻 @nvverforgotten]

. . .

Is that so ?

[Roguefort Cookie, your heart's desire @THIEF_OFHEARTS]

Quite the opposite, really; if anything, they serve as testimony to true beauty.~