Poop Tweets

A bite-sized description and interpretation of my most interesting poops. An ongoing fecal Rorschach test, if you will.

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I’m not back, I just really liked this one.

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A Loaf of Bread Orbiting a Crescent Moon #pooptweets

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America is a shitshow.

Vote a boy out in November.

Sincerely,
Poop Tweets

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Unwound Cinnamon Roll #pooptweets

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Zodiac Signs #pooptweets

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Walrus With Its Dukes Up #pooptweets

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Man With a Human-Sized Carrot in His Lap #pooptweets

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Parasailing Lemur #pooptweets

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Honeybee Carrying a Fire Hose #pooptweets

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Banana Clip #pooptweets

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Pickaxe Wielding Dude #pooptweets

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Monkey Saxophonist #pooptweets

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Diver’s Air Hose #pooptweets

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Lizard Soldier #pooptweets

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Thin Mushroom #pooptweets

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A Man Fighting a Man-Sized Flower #pooptweets

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A Hand Tugging on a Dog’s Tail #pooptweets

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Holding Hands #pooptweets

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Hooded Monk Breaking a Tree in Half With a Flying Kick #pooptweets

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Swaddled Baby #pooptweets