🥓 Prosciutto 🚬

36, male. Former lawyer. Napoli, Italy. // parody account

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

I finally made one of these things. I’m not really sure what to expect?

https://t.co/fNqEr9IkA8

[🍚 Risotto Nero🖤 @RisottoNero2001]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

@RisottoNero2001 Gloves :(

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

Why.

[🍚 Risotto Nero🖤 @RisottoNero2001]

Im so green

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

@RisottoNero2001 I’ll quarantine :(

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

@RisottoNero2001 What does this even mean

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

Why the fuck is he green.

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

I… apologize for not checking this account as often as I should.

I wouldn’t say I’m the best objectively, but it’s nice to know my place on the team is appreciated. Thank you.

…

:)

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

Well then.

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

Oh.

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

Oh.

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

Everything pisses me off.

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

What.

[Not มฟ.🤡 @mnmjaja]

lets look scary with papa

[🍚 Risotto Nero🖤 @RisottoNero2001]

I won

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

I’ve had a fucking nightmare of a headache these past few days.

Odd that it’s correlated with my team becoming more active.

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

@RisottoNero2001 // yesss!! It’s also fun to plan the miis on your island in advance! I have 50 / 17 plan and having 13 is so chaotic already 😭

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

// my risotto and prosciutto miis are menaces LOL ( and Affy’s there too…. Her account here got iced I’m sorry :( )

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

@RisottoNero2001 // JSGSJHSJD thank u!! I genuinely adore making miis this game is like CRACK! Hang in there for the wait tho, it’s genuinely worth it!!

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

@RisottoNero2001 // I’ll send u the trio!!

[🥓 Prosciutto 🚬 @THNKFLLDEATH]

@RisottoNero2001 Yes. Absolutely.