burgers didn’t I? Something about winners too… well whatever, whaddya say we just grab some grub and we can just talk. That’s probably a lot more preferable than me trying to put a bullet in your brain case … thing — what even IS your head anyways? “
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Heat was something he could tolerate, but something like this was a whole new level! His hands are barely able to holster the weapons before the amalgamation is upon him, out of sheer instinct the man’s grasp finds itself upon the sword on his back. Yet instead ——
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Eventually, he stopped entirely, his arms crossed, an annoyed huff escaping his maw.
❝ Point is, I ain't fightin' someone who wants to be friends. Otherwise, just fucking kill me already. I don't really care, i'll walk it off later. ❞
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exposition to just dump on a guy in one sitting. So … maybe I’ll talk about it some other time. “ The previous tension has seeming been cut clean through, the two killers standing opposite one another as if one WEREN’T shooting at the other.
A pause.
“ Hey, I mentioned ——
for a better roommate than my brother’s moody ass. I feel like we’d get along pretty well! “
More shots are thrown the monster’s way, although it was more comparable to a suppressing fire — it’s as if he’s focusing more on their conversation than the fight. Or so it seems…
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“ I was being hyperbolic— I do NOT want to kill you, you’re like a cool-trashed-up-kids-bad-macaroni-art version of Frosty the Snowman. If I killed you I feel like I’d be removing a wonder of the … whatever world you’re from.
But y’know, feel free to try and tear ——
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❝ An execution means someone will 𝗱𝗶𝗲, [ dum dum.mp3 ], and if you haven't been payin' attention the grim reaper isn't a keen fan of keeping me dead.
Tell whoever "cleared" me that if I don't tear your throat out first, they're 𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧. ❞
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But Frank was no human, no being of flesh and blood. The chances of his arm being blown apart would be entirely dependent upon his construction, but even the Eternian could tell that Frank wasn’t nearly as shoddy as he looked.
“ So you got a place you stay, I’ve been lookin’ ——