Theater Nightmares

CELEBRITY CHEF GORDON RAMSAY YELLS AT THEATERS AND THEATER PROFESSIONALS TO FIX THEIR PROBLEMS. IT'S A FUCKING PARODY.

[Theater Nightmares @THTRNightmares]

I’M OVER ON THE OTHER SITE TOO NOW. PROBABLY WILL CROSSPOST GOING FORWARD, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SOCIAL WEB IS GONNA LOOK LIKE EVEN A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW. I’M DROPPING THE ALL CAPS BIT OVER THERE (AFTER 9 YEARS!)—BUT I PROMISE I WILL ALL CAPS POST ON HERE UNTIL THE WEBSITE DIES

[Theater Nightmares @THTRNightmares]

@showbiz411 YOU ARE REPLYING TO A 6 YEAR OLD TWEET. MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU UPDATE THE OUTDATED PHOTOGRAPH OF BILL CLINTON IN YOUR PROFILE WITH THIS ONE TAKEN AT JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S HOUSE

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OUR MVP JESSE GREEN WITH THE TAKE THAT UNLESS A BLACK ACTOR DOES “JIVE” THINGS IN SHAKESPEARE THEY’RE JUST PRETENDING TO BE A WHITE PERSON

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GORDON RAMSAY PRONOUNCED IT “EXPRESSO” ON MASTERCHEF, I AM NOW THE REAL GORDON RAMSAY

[Theater Nightmares @THTRNightmares]

SORRY IM NOT AROUND MORE, LOVE YOU ALL

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FUCK I FORGOT TO LIVETWEET THIS. OK THIS COUNTS I DIDNT BREAK MY STREAK

[Theater Nightmares @THTRNightmares]

@cashleelee HAVE APPRECIATED YOUR WORK THERE!! HOPE TO SEE MORE OF IT

[Theater Nightmares @THTRNightmares]

I DO APPRECIATE THAT THE DRAMATISTS GUILD WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUBLISH AN ARTICLE THAT PROVES THEY ARE A WORTHLESS ORGANIZATION THAT SHOULD BE DASHED ON THE ROCKS AND REPLACED WITH A REAL UNION

[Kenzie-core ✨❓✨ @KenzieInABox]

the editorial comment from the dramatist under this article about fair pay where Olujobi mentions they weren’t paid for writing this is also absolutely WILDLY tone deaf of them lmao jesus not even an ounce of introspection or irony

[Kenzie-core ✨❓✨ @KenzieInABox]

the editorial comment from the dramatist under this article about fair pay where Olujobi mentions they weren’t paid for writing this is also absolutely WILDLY tone deaf of them lmao jesus not even an ounce of introspection or irony

[Theater Nightmares @THTRNightmares]

IT’S DISGUSTING THAT IN THIS DYING ARTS INDUSTRY THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY *MAKING THE ART* MAKE SO MUCH LESS THAN THE PEOPLE IN THE MACHINE. AND TO BE CLEAR, THE ART *ITSELF* IS NOT DYING, BUT ITS VIABILITY TO BE A CAREER CERTAINLY IS—PRECISELY BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE THIS

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THIS PIECE IS A GREAT READ AND WHAT OLUJOBI FOUGHT HARD FOR IS A SERIOUS WIN, BUT THE NUMBERS ARE SHAMEFUL. MONTHS OF HARD NEGOTIATIONS FOR *A FRACTION OF OSKAR EUSTIS’S SALARY* SPLIT AMONG *EVERY WRITER THEY PAY*
https://t.co/A3vqvzDrGj

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EUSTIS PROBABLY STILL MAKES 600K+ (SEE LINK), AND A HUGE SYSTEM OF BUREAUCRACY MADE IT TAKE MONTHS FOR PLAYWRIGHTS WORKING FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST THEATERS TO WIN A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH
https://t.co/YrgCTGVkKT

[mary @elaine_stritch]

My brother in Christ, you wrote a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera

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@itsdlevy THE RIVER RESTAURANT BY GORDON RAMSAY

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I CAN’T THINK OF WORSE CASTING THAN THIS IN RECENT MEMORY

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MAYBE THEY CAN DO A WORKSHOP OF PHANTOM TO GET IT BACK ON BROADWAY

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DOG SHIT

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

@Steve_Sailer Something I just made up:

“Man so powerful yet so weak. Conqueror of stars yet farts and squeaks. Oh man! An ape we know it is true. Darwin has revealed me and you. Yet we go on, forward still. For if not us, then who will?”

See? Basically Shakespeare, plus modern science

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THE RACE SCIENCE BLOG GUY THINKS HE CAN FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WROTE OTHELLO. HE COULDN’T EVEN FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WASN’T THE RACE SCIENCE BLOG GUY

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Pretty sure if you gave me a year I could write Shakespeare quality work.

Like if someone hadn't read all of Shakespeare and you randomly gave them me or him, on average they couldn't tell the difference.

Of course without the blind test people would pretend it wasn't as good.

[Theater Nightmares @THTRNightmares]

“WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW THE MUSICAL ENDED” LMAO

[TMZ @TMZ]

Rep. Lauren Boebert speaks out about her now-viral theater date night 👀 Watch the full video here: https://t.co/ePwTuPjhXN

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FOOD POISONING EXPERT LAUREN BOEBERT WAS EJECTED FROM BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE SHE MISTOOK IT FOR ROCK OF AGES