@DARKT0UCHED แ แ If you think this is bad, imagine it all happening on a boat. There's a unique level of exhaustion that comes with multiple days travel with nothing but the same wooden floorboards to greet you every morning.
แ แ When me and my crew- 'acquired' this I had it enchanted to function in a similar fashion. Even as far from my ship as we are, I didn't want to lose track of it. I normally only open it after a successful voyage...but what the hell right? A drink between friendsโ
แ แ Normally he'd keep this to himself. Buuuut it's been a long few days, so he might as well bust out the Neverwinter Vintage he kept on his ship for special occasions.
แ แ โI'm sure you've heard of enchanted daggers that come back after you throw them? (+)
แ แ Stumbles back into camp, covered in gunpowder and light bruising-
แ แ He's looked better, thats for certain โ A word from the wise- โ Cough cough โ When the people at the counter warn you about firework safety? Heed their adviceโ
https://t.co/3bzw6kpPJi So anyway. I humoured this too much and now I'm sorta pilled on this guy so I guess I might consider fleshing him out in the future.
@cavebeardruid https://t.co/3bzw6kqnyQ Just a chill guy who's NOT a zealot. He's NOT a zealot. Why would you even SAY that haha you're so weird haha, he's NOT a zealot.