Tristan 🩸

TXST-RC Alum ...I’ll make it to the moon if I have to crawl...

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

- Deans list 6x ✅
- 4.0 GPA in RC program ✅
- Lambda Beta society ✅
- Accepted career offer before I graduate ✅
May 14th 2022
Soon to be Tristan Habenicht, BSRC, RRT 🫁🩺

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Voting for Kamala after living under Biden is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

[Yordaddy 🔫 @Yordaddy2026mvp]

Fuck up and watch this game 5 dong #relentless

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I thought getting drunk with a Latina was gonna be sexy we argued for HOURS

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

@yourenotjayson I got you papa 🫶🏽

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

I’ve gained 10 healthy pounds since March 😮‍💨

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

@tristan_tigo How you know bro 🤣

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

@vsevilla_sebas At work fam??

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

I can’t lie I’m a first team all American hater

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

mannn I just woke up and everyone’s on my shit list already

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

Pray for all of US out there like this 😞

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Wife beats husband as soon as he gets home

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

@vsevilla_sebas That’s jail time

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

@vsevilla_sebas Go head and swing it this way🫶🏽

[3DayWeekend is out now @thegeorgeyoung]

Built this over time, it wasn’t minute maid

[Eylon Levy @EylonALevy]

Always read the small print.

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

Trash ass in heat 3 🤣

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Melody Wiseheart (50 year old male) was able to identify as a girl and swim with 13 year old girls

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

Dreams made reality

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

Altuve owns the rangers 🤣

[cas @cassux]

Houston spelled backwards is FUCKDALLAS

[Tristan 🩸 @THabbbbb]

Working in healthcare really gives you a different perspective on life