Thomas Haire

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

CA▶️MA. Husband/dad/ranter. Co-founder @thepdmi. Recent bylines: @theperistyle, @bostonmanmag. @USC ‘94 #FTFO

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

🚨🚨 MEGA #THEOALERT! 🚨🚨 Dada and Theo at :58 and then the little man with the big finish! Thanks for this @dodgers. Beautiful to see all our fans finally celebrate.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

We celebrated. We cried. We won. #LATogether

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

#TheRileyWormleyGame

[Ryan Dyrud @RyanDyrudLAFB]

It's USC's fault that this is a 7-point ball game, but these refs have been TERRIBLE today

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

New year. Same garbage.

[RJ Abeytia @RJAbeytiaSports]

#USC rode that pick six momentum for...99 seconds of game play.

[Shotgun Spratling @ShotgunSpr]

Extensive No. 14 USC vs. Fresno State preview

@THrants takes a look at the matchup that features multiple former Trojans returning to the Coliseum:
https://t.co/IujD5GpYaN

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

"When are you going to face reality?" @MichaelRyanRuiz

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

Very glad I’m not also responsible for extensive game recaps. ✌🏼

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

@BradBring @insidetroy @C_Morrissette Quite possible. Would’ve been nice to see multiple angles not shot from the ceiling of the Alamodome to find out.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

My final preview of season 25 at @uscfootball/@ThePeristyle digs into the mysteries of tomorrow's @valeroalamobowl. Opt-outs, the portal, injuries, and even an OC defection have left @uscfb and @TCUFootball in different places than they were a month ago. https://t.co/hZTOgoE4MA

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

A pleasure to share the virtual stage with some true experts and discuss the year in #performancemarketing.

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@kentura82 @uscfootball @ThePeristyle Thus far, questions have been answered in the negative.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

.@uscfb wraps up its 2025 slate tomorrow against @UCLAFootball. Will the #Trojans bounce back from last week's loss at Oregon to score a knockout against the struggling #Bruins in the #CrosstownShowdown? My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/NO4IAKdS2h

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

Tomorrow, No. 15 @uscfb visits No. 7 @oregonfootball. The underdog #Trojans may be a year ahead of schedule in reaching this point, while the #Ducks look primed for their second straight @CFBPlayoff berth. My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/yU0gIZMveY

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

No. 17 @uscfb hosts No. 21 @HawkeyeFootball tomorrow afternoon. How will the #Trojans fare against college football's kings of slog on what seems likely to be a rainy afternoon at the @lacoliseum? My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/kdwLqZztxX

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

@ShotgunSpr And what a catch.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

8 in the box and make Preston Stone beat you. It’s not rocket science.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

Tonight, on a quick turnaround, the #Trojans host 5-3 @NUFBFamily. Will @uscfb and its fans be on time for this Friday evening rush-hour match-up with the Wildcats? My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/QTyRBHLTQY

[Shotgun Spratling @ShotgunSpr]

PREVIEW: @THRants provides his extensive look at the matchup between No. 23 USC and Nebraska

https://t.co/XMEz5O6U2D

[USC Trojans Football @uscfootball]

No. 23 USC takes on Nebraska on Saturday at 4:30 p.m. PDT in Lincoln.

@THrants gives us the extensive game preview ahead of the matchup:

https://t.co/r4b96SPFZ7