TIMEMUN_Presidential

This is a Twitter account for the American Presidential Debate Simulation at The Israel Middle East Model United Nations. All updates are fictional.

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And the winner of the 2020 Presidential Elections.... Bernie Sanders with Michael Bloomberg as VP!! Congrats!

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Sammy Collier's southern accent >>>

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We are sad to announce that the PresCom chairs have been diagnosed with decorumitis and will no longer be able to chair. #retirement

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Bernie Sanders: "If Joe Walsh decides to grow a pair"
Chairs: "DELEGATE INAPPROPRIATE"
Bernie Sanders: "If Joe Walsh decides to grow a pair...tree"
#butwhy #delegatesdecorum #sos

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Update: Eitan was personally scolded by the Sec Gen. Then he won Flappy Bird. All is right in the world.

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motion to kick Eitan out of committee - both chairs second this motion #dequavis #nikki #eitanleave

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Eitan Fischer: "As a pansexual, I am more attracted to that podium than I am the people standing behind it."

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Audience Member: *reads out rap lyrics as a question*
Chairs:

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@TimemunH #FeelTheBern

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Sanders: "I am an old white Jew man"

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@TIMEMUN_EnvCom sorry, he's taken <3 #betterlucknexttime

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Did you think we were kidding when we said we do punishments? #serious #newhypehouse

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Delegate: "That would have been important back in the 18,000's but WE'RE IN THE 21ST CENTURY"
Everyone Else: ????????

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Walsh: *quotes the same gun control stat for the 50th time*
Chairs:

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"The goal is to be as nice to the environment as possible" @EnviroTIMEMUN aren't you proud???

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"My name is Tonald Drump and I am... the PRESIDENT.... of my book club"

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8:28 - Bloomberg calls: "I'm laaaate but i'm running to you" Chairs:

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when we say be on time, we mean it. #prezzypunishments #bloombergwhysolate

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Regarding abortion - Mayor Bloomberg: "What about preventing the birth of an angry orange president?" Sec Gen: "Shaaaaaade"

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making a statement and not asking a question. the sequel.