Desperado

Neurotypical transient. Former Tar Heel. The world is on a tilt, and I tumbled into the Sunshine State. 🇺🇸

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

45 pound plates = Man Sized
These are not man sized plates.
Send in 22 more clowns.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron in the lab getting ready for Year 23 👑💪

(via @KingJames)

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Thanks!

[Johnny Moline 🐊 🌴🦩🦎 @johnmccumber]

@TIMarkham We take two of these an hour before bedtime. You may want to start with just one for a week or two as it does have a mild laxative effect.

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

In what dosage, please?

[Johnny Moline 🐊 🌴🦩🦎 @johnmccumber]

If you are over 50, you need to take magnesium glycinate supplements - trust me on this. We take an hour before bedtime. Really, really helps your sleep.

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

8


Mickey Mouse was not the first cartoon. While Steamboat Willie, released in 1928, is a very famous and early example of a cartoon with synchronized sound, other animated works predate it. Notably, the French short film "Fantasmagorie," released in 1908, is widely considered the first animated cartoon.

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

Name a movie that was so ahead of its time, that it feels like it is from a completely different era.

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Let the games begin!

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Name changes between 1st and 2nd, and 2nd and 3rd. Hu knows hu he’ll be at home plate.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

It took 70 years but it finally happened

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Line your own family up in front of a mirror.

[Right Scope 🇺🇸 @RightScopee]

🚨JUST IN:

Will Smith described support for Trump as 'collective insanity.'

What's your response to Him?

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Got milk?

[Astropics @astropics]

If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?

[Today’s Tom Sawyer @TommyFaceOnFire]

Roses are red
Four leaf clovers are lucky

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Orange blossoms.

[Earth @earthcurated]

What smells really good but isn’t perfume?

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Delusions will kill you.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

"If you don't affirm my delusions and comply with my every demand I will end my own life and it'll be your fault" is suicide blackmail and abusive emotional manipulation

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

Trump's raw authoritarian power grab in DC is part of a growing national crisis. He's playing dictator in our nation's capital as a dress rehearsal as he pushes democracy to the brink.

This assault on freedom is exactly why we've fought for DC statehood & to give DC control of its National Guard. (1/2)

[Judianna @Judianna]

<snork> 😂😂😂

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Meatloaf, real mashed potatoes with brown gravy, sweet corn on the cob, romaine salad, and sweet tea. No dessert.

[Carissa @njoyzgrl81]

I’m blessed with a great husband.
I asked him what he wants for dinner tonight and he said for me to surprise him.
Men, what would your perfect meal be for dinner?

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

I absolutely hate bullies, and that’s saying a lot since Daddy raised us not to hate. They know precisely what they’re doing, and Karma will prevail (with our help).

[Cassie Clark @dogwoodblooms]

I witnessed a friend of mine get ganged up on and bullied by a mindless hoard here on X yesterday.

This friend has a great sense of humor and always has something totally out of pocket to say that cracks me up.

Sadly, not so long ago she was doxxed by an insane person and lost her job. For what? Cracking a joke. 🥺

I watched from afar as she picked back up the pieces. And finally found a new job.

You’d think incidents like that are a rarity. But are they?

Last night, the attack mob came after her again. Why? Because she doesn’t follow everyone back. And ::gasp:: has Venmo linked to her account.

Multiple ganged up on her. They called her a grifter. Do people even know what a grifter is??

A grifter is a CONMAN. It’s the Captain Crunches and Dirty Dianes of the world. People who tell lies in order to manipulate emotions and make money off others.

Political zealots use it often. Anyone who doesn’t agree with the hive mind of their party, GRIFTER.

And it’s losing all meaning. It’s quickly become the new code word for: I’m a Karen who doesn’t like you. 🚩

I’ve had that label thrown at me so many times I could puke. For what? Defending my cultural definition of BBQ. Standing up for native born North Carolinians. Having opinions others don’t like. For being 100% me without any apologies.

Real talk: I work hard to do what I do. I have sponsors, accept subscriptions, make money from ad shares, AND have the audacity to take tips through various cash apps.

Not only that - but I’m such a piece of sh*t that I don’t follow everyone back. I just don’t have the bandwidth to keep up with 20000 people’s posts or the time to vet every single account.

And you know what? I don’t apologize. I’m going to keep being me. Anyone offended needs to put their big girl panties on and go touch grass.

That middle school mentality ain’t f’n cute.

Seriously. Grow tf up, y’all. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

As good as any, and better than most. Thank you.

[N-Word R Murrow @mowoodier]

@TIMarkham I used to call it a Lunch Wagon

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

Police magnet.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

What’s that thing in her pocket called? 😬

[Desperado @TIMarkham]

The high Sierra Nevada range. ANY high mountain environment, really.

[Parisian Aesthetics @Parisianaes1]

What is one place everyone should visit at least once in their life?