TISM - Jack Lang Park

A fan account for the shit prog rock, poetry reading wankers TISM, who we all loved. Piss off! I only tweet when drunk and pissed off.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Arrested for being a dumb cunt

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

🚨 I was just ARRESTED for JOURNALISM in Melbourne, Australia. Let that sink in.

Police claim I was ‘breaching the peace’. Watch the footage and judge for yourself.

I WON’T BE SILENCED.
👉 Help me FIGHT BACK at https://t.co/Dn1JYOHApM.

FULL VIDEO COMING SOON...

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

She's saying what we're all thinking

"Why Patrick, why can't you just pitch it up on off stump when a batsman first comes to the crease? Always with the short and wide first ball. There's no wickets to be had out there!"

[Mark Gottlieb @MarkGottlieb]

Whoever filmed this then sold it to a newspaper is a far bigger POS than any player who cheated at cricket.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Molan got hacked and no one knew.

She's about as considered as that plate in the work microwave that's gone brown, but no one wants to clean it.

[Erin Molan @Erin_Molan]

Iran's regime HACKED me. And I had absolutely no idea.

I've just had confirmation from the head of Australia's intelligence agency @ASIOGovAu that I was successfully targeted in a sophisticated cyberattack attributed to Iran's Islamic regime.

Someone impersonated a real person from a conservative US think tank. I checked their credentials. Everything seemed legitimate.

Then I clicked a meeting link.

I'm sharing this because I don't want it happening to YOU.

As a mother, I'm not going to pretend this isn't frightening. But I will NEVER be intimidated into silence.

Please watch and SHARE. If this can happen to me, it can happen to anyone.
https://t.co/1Nlb7xkEoK

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

@beerboy182 Cat calling with dog whistles

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Cute. Drew trying to convince people he leaves his parents loft

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

I went to some leftie bar in West End last night and some wimpy smelly communist screamed at me for

Then I went to the ANZAC Remembrance Day ceremony in the city this morning and seven blokes shook my hand. Two of them were young fathers with kids and some had service medals.

I know which Australia I love.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Clearly your thinking capabilities are restricted to whatever Rupert's whores tell you to think.

[Monica Smit / Reignite Democracy @reignitedem]

BREAKING - Labor have put both the ‘Climate Action Now’ and ‘Free Palestine’ parties at the bottom, along with One Nation.

Strange…I thought they were pro climate action and pro Palestine. How shocking.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

@chromed_ego I get all my groceries from Bottlemart

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Gonna turn that same vitriol the way of Jackboot Johnny and pignose Pete?

[Dave Hughes @DHughesy]

Enough selling of treasured public assets to just steal the money they sell for.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

@chromed_ego Wasn't me.

I typically only converse with inanimate objects, occasionally Telstra call centre staff (same thing)

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

@Jasonev1974 @DayZLover2 Agreed.

Violent protestors need to get a fucking life.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Avi has NO PROBLEM committing domestic violence

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

Leftists Have NO PROBLEM With Political Violence 🤯😡

👉https://t.co/XW899Qe5Qh for more!

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

@FallB231712 Get a hashtag trending for Avi

#M(idg)e(t)Too

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

@DayZLover2 The only thing we beat is the drum machine.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

No it's not you stupid cunt.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

This is election fraud. Finding another candidate with the same name and running him to confuse voters should be just cause for prison and disqualify someone from office forever.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Meanwhile Pavlou

"everyone help me pay for my fine"
"Everyone donate to my gofundme"
"Everyone buy me pizza"
"Leave me alone Dad!"

#Grifter

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

You’re on welfare and live with your Dad in Perth lmao

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Will any Republicans blame Trump though?

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Trump doesn’t have 2 years left.

He was on Fox News last night and said he looks forward to making deals with Democrats.

President Trump may have had 2 years left if we didn’t lose the Senate, but we are finished as a country because now the Democrats controlled the House and the Senate.

If President Trump moves to veto everything the Democrats push forward, they will immediately move to impeach him, convict him, and harass his family members and find a blue state to prosecute him in so that a presidential pardon will not protect him or his family members. We are not going to see any more of President Trump’s agenda be signed into law. It will not be codified over the next two years. People will betray the president and everybody in his orbit will be subjected to nonstop harassment. I’m not sure why people keep pretending like we have two more years.

If President Trump even tries to push his agenda, the Democrats will just impeach him, and there are many RINO Republicans who care more about self preservation than protecting President Trump, and they will throw him under the bus so that their families are not killed by communists in power who will send their DSA hit squads door to door assassinating all political opposition to their takeover.

And let’s be honest, if President Trump puts up a fight, the Democrats will just recruit somebody to kill him. They already tried to do it in 2024. They normalized the killing of Charlie Kirk too.

Let’s not pretend like they won’t do it again.

Don’t be delusional. Democrats don’t want to work for the people. The only thing Democrats who were elected last night care about is flooding our country with an unlimited amount of illegal aliens and jailing President Trump and his family members. You’re sorely mistaken if you actually think Democrats are going to work for Americans and make life better over the next two years. You’re going to watch your country completely crumble and be destroyed. Your life, and your children’s life is going to become very difficult, and there will not be any way to vote ourselves out of this. At this rate, Democrats will take 2028.

If you voted for Democrats, just know you fell for a lie. You will not be getting free healthcare. Gas is not going down. The cost of living is going to substantially increase as Democrats open our borders and flood our country with 50 million more illegal aliens, and crime will be out of control.

There is no more time. America is over. It is time for every single logical thinking citizen in our country to internalize the fact that America is over and the American dream is dead. If you don’t want to live in reality, don’t be shocked when your life becomes unlivable in the next two years.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Typical politician.

Doesn't give a fuck about the people until election results hit them with the realisation that the slop trough they reside in might be taken away from them.

This is not an anti Republican comment.

It's an anti modern politician comment.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up.

So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us."

Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026.

There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true.

But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone.

Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were:

1) End the war
2) Focus on cost of living/inflation
3) Put America First
4) Change our relationship to Israel

Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.)

In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you.

The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night.

If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest.

But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there.

I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

The basket is his pants and the ball is his incontinence.

Dunking another soiled set of strides every day.

[Paul Rimmer @PDRNHPUK]

Trump looking good for the mid-terms. Republicans turning out in record numbers. We got this!

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

You stupid knobend.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Wow. The country has voted to become socialist/communist. Can't you all just move to N. Korea where your utopian world is already set in place?

[TISM - Jack Lang Park @TISM_Root]

Shut your hole you hypocritical germ.

[Prue MacSween @macsween_prue]

How can Vic police say the alleged attack on the @OneNationAus supporter was not politically motivated? Was it just a coincidence that the 14 yr old was allegedly attacking the ON sign in the man’s yard. The Kiwi father, who allegedly was involved in an earlier traffic incident allegedly supported his son. Allegedly I don’t buy it.